It looks like a velcro dot...

HAHA! Also Not all bacteria.

Don't be sad, dear. My family is from the Middle East so I have a pretty firm grasp on the hummus situation.

this will pretty much always be funny to me. It just doesn't get old!

I'm fine with a little beef in my taint—I just don't like taint in my beef, AMIRITE LADIES!!?!?!?!?!?!!? [crumples to floor, face twisted in silent scream]

If you're buying any store-bought hummus other than Sabra, you are fucking your life up.

#nailedit

Every person is made more wonderful when photographed with cats. Fact.

Not all food.

Fair point. Sadly, I'm not sure what the answer is other than standing somewhere with a megaphone screaming "Do you think women deserve the same rights as men? Great! You're a feminist!"

Absolutely. It ties into the commercialism that has perverted what "feminism" should be and do into something that sells shit.

I mean, I'm pretty 'meh' about many parts of feminism because they're terrible at what they purport to do, but I don't think you can really pin it on feminism here. These sorts of conferences have always been about two things: networking and money. The fact that this one happened to be woman-themed doesn't really…

I see your Knight Rider and I raise you Airwolf...

FUCK YOU IT COUNTS

Pardon me, but...

and this:

Where the hell is Three's Company?

WHUT. NO. STAHP.

I have been waiting for quite a while to bust this one out but: