I understand your point, but wishing this were a more serious site takes a lot more energy than just trying to find a serious site. Some of us like the tone, content, authors, hypocrisy, sisterhood, arguments and snark. There are some posts I don't even dare click because I'm too wiped out from my day to talk about…

I think your point was more "I'm a self-important dickhead with no valid point to make, so I'm just going to connect the dots on buzzwords and hope no one notices the fact that my entire comment, as well as the subsequent explanation, was completely intellectually bankrupt."

Oh don't eeeeeven go there with me, OK? Maybe you need to find another site? I have no idea what you're posting here or what this nonsense is all about. I just don't know. If you are suggesting that we don't write about rape, I would suggest you look here.

On a semi-related note, I was able to talk a manager at KFC into honoring an expired coupon for a free pot pie yesterday.

FYI guys Kate is super annoyed at how obsessed I am with this cat.

Here are my eyeballs, they finally rolled right out of my head.

I am similarly obsessed with otters.
Allow me to shamelessly plug my otter-themed pinterest board "Basically, Otters"

The words we sang at Girl Scout Camp were, "Well I walked around the corner/ and I walked around the block/ and I walked right in to a donut shop/ and I scooped two donuts right out of the grease/ and I handed the lady a five-cent piece. / Well she looked at the nickel/ and she looked at me/ and she said this nickel…

Funny, because I long ago diagnosed HIM as a colon polyp.

It read as deflection - as it "Why are you blaming men when women do this too!"

Yes.

The likeness is uncanny.

Are we sure this wasn't actually Ham Rove?

The one in my old neighborhood played "Send in the Clowns." Which is kind of genius if you get all worked up about how sad A Little Night Music is.

NOT ALL M... ahh fuck it. Just the tip.

So, I know words to that song (notice I didn't say THE words, I just said words. I suspect they may not be the right words) and they go "Well I had a little chicken and it wouldn't lay an egg, so I poured hot water up and down each leg, well the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged, and the darn…

"I don't know how to use a sponge."