And you’re more than welcome to them. I also love spoilers, when I want to read them.

Blistering.

I’m getting ready for a third playthrough; my wife was like a goddamned hawk, and swooped down upon the Collector’s-Edition-With-Trico-Statue months before the game was out (and before it received its final delay), and we played through it together, alternately praising Trico and hurling verbal abuse at anything that…

Thank you so much for not posting the spoilers directly. And also for not putting the spoilers in the headline. Or the graphic. Or the lead. Or any of the other places other Gizmodo Media writers like to put the spoilers where people who don’t want to see spoilers end up seeing them unintentionally. Please tell your…

Yo but for real I buy a shit ton more Cup Noodles now so it probably worked.

You should see the response to that question when it was posed to Respawn and EA in a joint presser.

Cargo pants! Shut up, I’m a 44 year old computer engineer dad. I have a license.

Who carries their 3DS in their pocket? Don’t most put it in a bag?

Why didn’t they lead with this? This looks awesome, 1-2-Switch and Arms look boring as hell. This should have launched the announcement.

This is the first time I’ve been seriously hype for a Mario game. They’ve all had their fun, but this is something else entirely. It almost looks like an animation more than a game.

Holy Crap, That looked amazing! A Mario 64 type game looks cool. 

And to be frank, PSN was a god damn joke until we had to pay for it.

She wants to try killing you? Savage.

So many big words, yet used appropriately! Nicely done!

True, but I’ve actually got a leaked screenshot for Ignis’ DLC.

When Ignis botches a cup of noodles recipe in Altissia!?

DiscreTion. Dumbass.

And it says so in the article.

Dude.... Sarah, Ash, Gates, and Slone are all women! Did we play the same game? lol

Two of the boss mercs are women. The Maurader Corps commander is a woman. She leads good guys in the big battle at the end.