That tl, dr of yours also means you missed the fact he talks about the only two relationships that do have consequence as far as choosing. Also it’s connections to rl psychological issues involving intimacy and commitment. Here, I’ll help get your foot out your mouth. It’s okay, we’ve all been there.

Very good?

You’re conflating “I don’t like this” with “I don’t think anyone should consume this.” The two are very different, and I would never censor anything based on my personal preferences.

I never said boobs are evil. But neither does that mean we need to see them everywhere. If you like this outfit because it’s titillating, that’s absolutely fine. But at least have the balls to be honest about it, and respect it when people don’t like titillation in games where it isn’t needed.

You’re being really aggressive. Criticizing someone for sharing their opinion on something while noting in a different comment that you did find something else offensive, thereby sharing your opinion.
People can have different takes on something and completely disagree. That’s okay!

It’s a fair point that you can change her outfit, but it’s not like the existence of the skimpy version was preordained. This is a piece of fiction; everything in it exists because the creator puts it there. It’s not like they’re making some historical recreation of something that happened in real life; they’re…

Both of them, to be honest. I don’t really like that cross-pollination in my media; if I want skimpy outfits, I can browse some porn. It certainly soured Warrior Within for me; I didn’t go into Prince of Persia to be greeted by a woman wearing what appears to be half a dozen strings of liquorice.

Sorry, but that outfit just ensures I’m not going near this game.

I can’t take credit for this, it’s been floating around my Facebook today. I love it though so I wanted to share!

I went with the easy option

The flip side is that leaving open questions and trickling out details over the next few weeks will keep us talking about this thing through March 3.

And you’re more than welcome to them. I also love spoilers, when I want to read them.

Blistering.

I’m getting ready for a third playthrough; my wife was like a goddamned hawk, and swooped down upon the Collector’s-Edition-With-Trico-Statue months before the game was out (and before it received its final delay), and we played through it together, alternately praising Trico and hurling verbal abuse at anything that…

Thank you so much for not posting the spoilers directly. And also for not putting the spoilers in the headline. Or the graphic. Or the lead. Or any of the other places other Gizmodo Media writers like to put the spoilers where people who don’t want to see spoilers end up seeing them unintentionally. Please tell your…

Yo but for real I buy a shit ton more Cup Noodles now so it probably worked.

You should see the response to that question when it was posed to Respawn and EA in a joint presser.

Cargo pants! Shut up, I’m a 44 year old computer engineer dad. I have a license.

Who carries their 3DS in their pocket? Don’t most put it in a bag?

Why didn’t they lead with this? This looks awesome, 1-2-Switch and Arms look boring as hell. This should have launched the announcement.