On sunny Monday at an intersection, I saw a red Porsche Boxster with the plate of ICYUNV. Guh. Was really hoping I could key that shit, but we were headed in opposite directions, so I had to satisfy that urge like I always do: keying an addition to my shhtlist on a 1973 Suburban tailgate mounted in my garage.

Have any map apps solved the issue to persistently display the direction you are headed by coordinating that to be perpendicular with a chosen or default edge of the phone?

Maybe if he was an elite fan, which maybe he is because apparently he transcends location.

Ewwww, Redweiser is a thing?

9/10. It was like reading that Key-Peele college football player intro sketch. Would read again.

Great! Now I can finally try the Hydrox-i-cut diet I kept hearing about in 2008.

Is the over-under 72 days, one for each virgin? Asking for a friend.

Yes! I would love an excuse to return to New Zealand, and I have wanted to ski Chile for a looooong time.

Hmm, it is my understanding that the men play pro bono, so is this a double whammy on the US hockey association in charge of the men’s and women’s teams? Meaning, will they now have to pay the men’s side the same as what the women just got? Hope they have cash in reserve if so.

That’s better than what I was thinking: that the fouled shoot three in cases like this: committing the intentional foul when up three or more with only several seconds remaining. Such a cheap way to secure a win. No honor, no class. Think of the children!

• Doublepost.

Yeah, but then there would be a few quintillionaires (or whatever) and the 1% would still exist with a moat the size of the Atlantic filled with gators and dragons between them and the 99 percent.

Fifteen plus minutes to “elaborate a bit” on “accentuating the jawline”? Yeah, no, I will pass.

That and all of these lower income GOP voters will NEED those tax breaks for when they win the lottery.

Yes, more Calvin ball.

I am in the market for a new, weird set of glasses. When watching MLB, if a guy was in the WBC, he is among the best in all of baseball. If a guy wasn’t in the WBC, he isn’t the best regardless of what he does on the field and/or at the plate.

I love visiting my brother in the summer. He always has the Twins on the radio, and the sound always sounds like it is coming from the next room no matter where you are. At least for me it does. Might be nostalgia at its best for his bedtime was later than mine, and I could always hear his radio from my room as a kid.

To the casual fan I think 48 games might create the importance of each game, but at that point, it wouldn’t be baseball.

It is now 11 years later, and Sid is still at it. :| It is both impressive and deranged.