BMW E30 because it is helllaaaaa cool. This is even the 325iX model so that means power and safety all in one car. This will get you laid.

Let’s have Darwin do what he do...

no offense, but I do feel like you lack an understanding of Alfa Romeo’s history and the people who actually buy Alfa’s.

“Don’t mess with he grill” is a rule at Alfa :-)

Yeah, they’re not the most subtle. They even put a clover on the fender of the Miata.

Not sure I agree on this one. The Alfa grille has been around for ages, like BMW’s kidney grilles. The corporate face thing needs to take it easy (specifically at Nissan and Audi), but I think Alfa can get away with this one.

I feel like those greenhouses are completely different.

driving a truck like an asshole has nothing to do with luxury.

is this a joke?

Half the things you listed come stock in a 25 year old mercedes. What about these cheaply made POS is luxurious? Using dark leather and some tacky tooling doesn’t make the interior luxurious, its still awful. Belt buckles? Seriously? Maybe it is more luxurious than your trailer but that doesn’t mean it…

The W221 is such a timeless design.

Oh you want a black one instead? Fine.

CORNICHE-WAH, BITCHES!!!!!

This, a 2009 Maserati Quattroporte.

The M3 is a Bentley, compared to any Chevy.

“Can you believe that FIFA re-elected Sepp Blatter?!”

Or you could just have the real deal instead...

Not a luxury car have you driven one?

That is not a luxury car.

This again. It is not a Lamborghini V10. It is an Audi V10 that was used in a Lamborghini.

So enough for the 1st shop visit