I had anti-aircraft mortars as party favors at my wedding and we didn't have any problems.

I am not saying I don't agree with you but I don't think she LITERALLY signed up to be berated about windows.

She did not "literally" sign up for having a pack of insane dogs with cameras literally SCREAMING at her while she politely poses for a photo. Nope. There is absolutely no reason for a photo session to be that noisy, rude, and yes, kind of terrifying. This is just one example. Imagine having to endure it daily on a…

I think she posed for the time she was allotted and THEN had her "freak out", which, by the way, I think was more for teh lulz than any actual anger.

Are these what you call clothes? Or something different, like a lamp? Or a book? I don't even know what this big white thing is. Do I climb inside of it?

Did You Know: it's harder for a man to be sexist after he spends time with actual women?

As a liberal who routinely posts dissenting opinions on conservative news sites, I can at least partially confirm. I've never had my personal information published or had my kids/family threatened (don't have kids), I definitely had one guy pass through my facebook privacy/etc and start posting all of my photos (some…

I'd totally buy clothes from that beagle. So cute!

Ah, the lucky rich. If I were arrested for DUI with a BAC of .20, I'd be charged with aggravated DUI, lose my license for at least 3 years, pay enormous fines, have to go to jail for 10 days, and go through a 7 day impaired driver program.

Jayzus Christ on a gluten free cracker, no.just.to the hell no.NO

I just can't with Carrie Underwood. That she's doing this and potentially ruining all of my childhood memories of singing along with Julie Andrews (who to this day I believe is made of unicorns and chocolate and rainbows and butterfly kisses) makes me physically ill.

This is like a horrible nightmare. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MESS WITH PERFECT THINGS, WORLD?!

I can't handle this, she eat her consonants and it's not in the right key.

The only way to make it better:

I made it 12 seconds in.

aw, shit. This is why we can't have nice things.

Oh so very much no. Ugh. I hated even her little nose wrinkle and shimmy as she was singing the first few bars. Blech blech blech! What is this like a modern retelling or something? Whhhhyyyyy?!

the Bible is real

This directly contradicts the findings that Dr. Jimmy Soul published in 1963. Many remember the white paper he released via the prestigious Billboard 100, where he posited: