Looks like a much smaller premiere, too. Definitely not bringing their A-game. I like Jena's look, but J.Law looks very weird. Can't win em all though.

As a lifelong Californian I can tell you that "California Pizza" doesn't really exist, unless you're talking about this craptacular joint:

You are. The only person. The single one ever. The lone JLaw hater.

The whole Jennifer Lawrence-David Letterman interaction reminds me of when I am telling an awesome and hilarious story to someone who just does not exist on the same wavelength as me and does not think I am funny. But I am! I am delightful! That person is just a humorless dick. (In this, I am of course Jennifer and…

I cried reading this. In public. On the bus. My heart breaks for this woman and all of these women.

Oh my, I really really want to see this even though just reading about it is making me cry.

I had so much more to add, but ran out of time! His awful qualities are endless! ENDLESS!

His happy-go-lucky post-presidency is something that's always bothered me. I saw an interview on 60 Minutes (or one of those prime-time newsy shows), where he said he doesn't think about the horrible things that happened during, and as the result of, his presidency.

It sure would be nice to be able to sit at home,…

By "leaping into problem-solving mode too quickly" do they actually mean "waving away actual issues with a glib mansplanation that they assume will solve everything?"

So, while we are all bickering over who the real sexiest man alive is (answer: Benedict Cumberbatch), who's the sexiest man who ISN'T alive? My vote is Paul Newman.

Finally a Jew gets his chance in the sexy spotlight. Next stop: athletic achievement.

Human, the lines of consent are never blurred. Please stop or I'll take away your Robin Thicke album.

NO MEANS NO, HUMAN.

Lots of people like painting!

KNOW WHO ELSE LIKED TO PAINT!?

I want him dressed in an orange jumpsuit, in a cell.

Ok, I'm trying to work out how this is physically possible, and I've come up with three explanations:

Sorry, but that's like saying Frisco isn't part of Dallas. Yes it's in Denton and Collin Counties instead of Dallas County. Yes it's a 37 minute drive from Dallas to Frisco (I checked, LA to HB is ~45 minutes by Google maps). And the rest of the country doesn't care, Frisco is still part of the Dallas Metroplex. …

Wait, this map doesn't look like anything I learned in geometry...

"So what? You failed geometry too? Huntington Beach is not in LA, H.B. is not inLA county."