Dang, that's messed up. I'm a pinko lesbian feminazi and I'm all for marriage.

Is that she's grumpy because of the wedding industrial complex or is it that she's grumpy in the picture because she's not engaged and/or being invited to a party that celebrates engagements might be annoying because she wasn't? The answer of course is that we don't 100% know. I would just be careful to project…

You are assuming a lot aren't you? Maybe she just wasn't in the mood for all the OMG's!

U BTR aplogize fur that or Ill b calling mi 8torney.

Oh, i would call her a bitch!

My 16yr old son is mortified as we speak, i just received an eye roll, heavy sigh and a for god's sake mom!..Success!

No shit. It is a job I take seriously to this day.

I've never been in this double-whammy of a situation before and the suggestions I have may be only so helpful, but I want to give you all the internet hugs.

My mom made a music video for a contest at work with her office when I was a teenager. They dressed up like Fleetwood Mac and rewrote one of their songs to be about the company. This was probably like, year 1 or 2 of American Idol, because that is what the contest was themed after. They ended up winning the contest…

Good. Please let us be one step closer to getting these beautiful creatures out of their tiny, tiny pools. It breaks my cold, dead heart.

No, you are flat wrong about that. It's not 'really fucking easy to tell' if you are being the butt of a prejudicial jibe.

He made a joke about her sucking at her job, and when you consider how many other Nascar drivers suck at their jobs and don't get called out for it, it is obvious she's being singled out because of her vagina. Then he made the joke about her asking her boyfriend if her suit made her look fat. It's a joke based on…

I have no idea. Dan Savage covered this on his podcast once and his theory was that a very small minority of women are into that and that they are looking for those women. I don't know if I believe that.

Just get rid of frats altogether. Let colleges be for learning.

Are you still talking about the motorcyle?

I feel like the noises he made would be so annoying it wouldn't be worth it.

Winnie Mandela kind of turned out to be kind of awful. You may want to do some quick research before you proclaim her 'awesome'.

No shit- in school we used to make wreaths out of coat hangers and tissue paper. I can't believe they had 4th graders making tools to abort Jesus from Christmas. Oh well, they were festive at least.

Actual conversation between me and my grandmother last night…