So can we put Santorum in jail for a decade or so now? Since he is fighting Obamacare like Mandela fought apartheid? Please?

I live in Seattle, and the gay sex couples are everywhere! Men calling each other husbands, women and their wives.... and it's destroying my brain! Why should I let them be happy?!? Just because their lives are their own and don't affect me (except, you know, for the fabulous holiday parties that my neighbors keep…

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"She's literally been giggling and hyperventilating for 10 minutes straight. It has to end. When will it end?"

"Oh shit, this posh lady is going to leave her husband for me. Why does this keep happening?"

Do you really think she's being deliberately antagonistic and offensive in order to stay in the public eye (really asking, not snark)? I honestly can't decide if she says this stuff because she desperately wants to extend that 15 minutes or if she says it because she has no clue how it will sound and no one is willing…

I love multicolored lights because:

Christmas Light Colors, Ranked:

THANK YOU. My mother always wanted to do a "designer" tree for Christmas, rather than a multi-colored-lights tree with all the random, sentimental ornaments and while we lived in the same house, I always raised holy hell about it. My janky 1st-grade ornament with the dingy cotton balls around a tuna can MUST be…

I'm ready to move past this. next.

Geez, who cares? If her drug use wasn't causing her to harm others, why does the media make such a hill of beans of it? At any rate, I feel bad for her having her laundry aired so publicly.

Riddle me this: even if Nigella used blow every damn day, does that make it ok for her husband to abuse her physically and mentally.

"Shawty was bad" means "woman was highly attractive."

I saw Catching Fire last night. I cried three times. Also, as a heterosexual...I mean this in the most least offensive way....shawty was bad. In one scene I was like...oh my!!!!! Oh and I don't like following actors in movies I adore so, if impending doom awaits her (I won't be watching), just don't let it affect her…

It's totally true, but be careful, you can overdo it. I started turning orange right before my wedding from drinking about a quart of carrot juice a day. Fortunately I was able to scale back and wasn't bad self tan toned down the aisle.

I read that headline as "real sex robot" at first, which would make sense given the image posted with it.

Rend him, Nigella. Rend him.

Saatchi is disgusting. He triggers me every time I read anything he says about Nigella. He sounds EXACTLY like my abuser, who ruined my life in most ways, cut me off from friends and family, changed me as a person in the worst way (trauma on a daily basis and the almost brainwashing effect of being in an abusive…

She looks super badass and pissed, here. I expect one of those "building goes boom behind hero, no fucks are given" action scenes...