Muy festivo!

Items 1 & 3 describe my sex life perfectly.

I saw a blue-tinted guy (not as blue as the guy in the photo, but still noticeably blue) the other day - I assume he drank that colloidal silver. It was incredibly strange. I had a hard time not staring rudely.

I was just thinking today that getting a Latin dictionary as an elementary school child led me directly to becoming a writer. It really helped.

My dad was born in 1919 and, even though he was a tough guy of the John Wayne variety (he spent months alone in the wilderness, hunting his own food, was in Battle of the Bulge, etc) he had the most lovely handwriting. It was so refined and artistic.

Ugh. One thing I would like in my sex robot is less ejaculate. Thank you.

Maybe all of us.

Yeah, even the court performance - he's so sorry he lost her - seems a last-ditch attempt (to me) to lure her back into the abuser web. Abuse her, try to destroy her - but at all costs, do not lose her, because then your only power is negated.

Yes, Team Cake all the way.

Oh gah

Hm...who in this story has the biggest incentive to lie? I vote for the larcenous sisters.

Fire cleanses. Fact.

She must have a really lovely voice!

I love dancing so much I hope I can always do it. Though I have a strong suspicion that my enthusiasm is why the church Christmas party isn't having a DJ this year.

Have you seen that Life 2.0 documentary? This couple falls in love in the virtual world, then brings it into reality, only to find out virtual reality didn't match up. We can edit ourselves online in a way that reality makes impossible.

Story time: I worked at a shop where we placed phone orders from the same vendors every day. One of our guys started crushing hard on the woman on the other end of the phone. He would get all flustered and blushy when he had to make the call...it was kinda cute, really. He finally took the bold step of asking her…

Are you a Shark, or a Jet?

This has got to be moralists. All the actuaries I know are WAAAY smarter than that. They can calculate risk, which this is not about - the lowest risk option would to remove the fetus as early as possible.