Right? It seems like it should be pled. Or change "led." But no. English is the stupidest language.

Sometimes I crack myself up (see what I did there?)

I'm a man! How do you expect me to handle these lady-tasks? I'm just so darn DUMB I can't stand it! Please, woman, come save me from my natural man durr-ness.

It's a small sample size, but the only people I know that this happened to were liberals attacked by conservatives, too.

The same thing happens to people who dare to be politically active online. They are threatened, their personal information revealed, children threatened. It's really ugly.

Oh holy sweet popcorn balls. You can google, can't you?

With extra "mmmmm" to go around. Mmmmmm.

I know. She's MASSIVE.

It's kind of a step up for Cal Poly. They used to have drunken riots. Or Dead Kennedys police riots.

I volunteered at an county animal shelter where community service people would come to do their hours. Their real punishment was that they had to wear a reflective orange safety vest the whole time.

Yeah, that place is kind of a shithole.

The idea of this makes me want to behave very badly.

It's like a car accident. You can't help but look.

If the bible is inerrant, I want someone to show me a picture of the four-legged, winged things

People need to relax. Stuff gets mislabeled all the time. Here are some shiny apples labeled Watermelons. I love fruit almost to the point of religiousness, but I'm not calling the media about it.

Yes, it was like LOOK EYELINER.

You can say that for yourself, but consider all the people who have to live without distracting parentheticals! You should try to be more distracting parenthetical-inclusive.

LOLing because I typed the comment and then went back and added "pretty much" because I know Jezebel comments, and figured that if I didn't, there would be 32 comments about "Not me!" "I have never shit my pants!"