Shitting pants stories: pretty much everyone has one.

Shitting pants stories: pretty much everyone has one.

Kinja is acting weird.

I'm a germaphobe. I don't like to touch handrails and doorknobs with my bare hands. So...yeah.

Everybody is complicit in something. Which has nothing to do with the facts of this woman's rape.

Because the administration that fucked the economy was Bush's. We've been digging out since 2008.

I would love to see an epic Countess vs Dowager Countess battle with Anjelica and Maggie. Razor-sharp words over cups of tea. Make it so!

Haha I will watch you drink and I'll guzzle fizzy water. 7 months sober.

Thank you. You made my day, seriously.

Let me think...hm...no. But thank you for the offer ;-)

Enjoy.

Between this and the rimjob article linked here today, I'm glad I'm too old and celibate for all this nonsense. I'm gonna go get me another cat and see what's on Netflix.

Look, I get it. Living in a warm-weather beach town means that you live in a magnet for homeless people. The two go together because homeless people figure out that they don't want to freeze to death while they're on the streets, and because rent is so out of control in beach towns that a lot of people can't afford…

Ah, I miss the good old days of chin-thoughtfully-in-hand. Or better, fist-under-chin-for-maximum-seriousness-and/or-ironic-seriousness.

Willow Shields looks 1000x better than at the premiere from last week where she wore yellow and had frizzy hair. I like the rose dress very much.

Ok, maybe I overestimated. But they had to pay for the hotel room, so that took up a lot of it. Digging up free stock art clips took some time, too!

Pretty good for a $250 budget!

It's so weird. Colleges often seem to take a remarkably lax attitude toward ANY crime that happens on campus. My housemate had her books stolen and they caught the student red-handed trying to sell them at book buy-back. Nothing was done. Nothing. Go forth, commit crimes!

That first paragraph is the most perfect explanation of online dating I have ever read.

Thanks for telling me how to experience art. Having people like you around really helps people feel less intimidated and more likely to enjoy it!