Fucking Pumpkin Spice Pringles. That's a thing.

It's pretty bizarre, though - if you put Poultry Spice in things, people will just assume there's chicken in there, even though there's no other evidence of chicken.

But Gwyneth told me that all natural things are good, so I should get as much sunshine as possible! Signed, Leatherface

Studies look pretty good. Here's a wrapup from Indian Academy of Neurology. Apparently Alzheimer's rate in India is 4.4x less than in US.

I'm sitting here drinking a cup of turmeric and black pepper tea in hopes of staving off Alzheimers. I want my brain function intact.

Fussbudgets, unite!

I think great cooking skills should be good for another $400-$600 per week pay for the nannies.

Is it me, or does she have one gigantic hand?

LOLing because "litterbox treats" is how my dog thinks of them. Gross dog. Bad dog.

Pie, whatever. I am Team Cake all the way.

Thank you for explaining. Those do NOT look like pecans.

If it were anywhere but Katz's, it would be awful. The place and the scope made it worth doing. I'm sure the workers have to put up with a lot of "I'll have what she's having" every day with tourists, so it's fun to see it just go off like this. The workers loved it, and it gave me a chuckle too.

Yeah, but they were just joking around.

I know the Pioneer Woman IRL and she is really one of the kindest, sweetest people. I think she comes off a little funky on the teevee, but she is a funny, dear person.

Best Miley hack ever. Thank you!

The thing I can't stand about Miley is how boringly obvious everything she does is. Here's my tongue, here's my ass, oh, my tour is so cleverly called BANGERZ. Yawn. She's the Olive Garden of pop stars.

Ah humans. We are endlessly nutty, aren't we?

Should he mention? USED TO BE A LESBIAN? No, no, you shouldn't.

Her husband wasn't just a contractor, he was, according to this, apparently a psy-ops guy for a company that planted favorable news stories in Iraq. Curiouser and curiouser.