People who wear our pants are superior, physically and spiritually, to those who can't fit their fat asses into them without causing them to be transparent or pilly. Now, let's get back to building our culture.

You can also roast lots of other veg this way. Green beans are great. Little carrots or carrot slices. Zucchini sliced about 3/8" thick. Sweet peppers. Broccoli or cauliflower pieces. Even thin wedges of cabbage (stem on), finished with a squeeze of lemon juice.

I eat them almost every day during winter. Warms the house and they're delicious too. Obviously I also invest in the large size bottles of Beano because otherwise omg.

Oh wow. Did not even see at first. 90s prom flashbacks.

Especially not most white people. If I dare to wear yellow, green or orange, people give me the furrowed-brow look of concern when they ask "How ARE you?"

Re: Willow Shields - stop putting yellow on people who can't wear yellow. She looks like death.

When my dog got old, she waited for her walk to poop (despite having a large grassy yard), but could only make it a little way before she did, and she chose to do it on concrete, not grass. I always cleaned it up as best I could, but I'm sure my neighbors up and down the street just loved finding a new shit stain on…

I want a sane boss. That is all.

I smell self-promotion.

What kind of elitist monster is she?

Being a chef is really a management job. Thus women run into the same issues that they do in other management roles - normal manager behavior is seen as too aggressive or too passive & it's all because she's a woman, not because of her role.

The purchase of this milkshake will be used as evidence at your "Defending Your Life" trial after you die, so think carefully.

Or dragging her by the hair out behind the bar for a good old fashioned beatdown? I'm joking, of course, but I do find this website thing terribly distasteful.

Does she think "holden" is the adjective in the sentence "we are going to beholden"?

When I hear her, the term "word salad" comes to mind.

Season 1 was a perfect little story arc. Everything since then...not so much.

They should have quit at the end of season 1.

Oh, honey, we can always take time to talk about Idris Elba. Especially if it is a talk illustrated by photos or video.

There was a case here where an uncle and nephew both raped a woman, then the nephew killed her. The uncle claimed moral high ground since he was there and did the raping and watching the woman be killed, but didn't actually stab her himself. Taking relativity to new heights.

I tried to warn you about this the other day when Lindy was going on about lions, but NO ONE LISTENS UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE. Large predator species: not our furry friends. Also? Should not be caged for our amusement, but that's another rant.