In good news, the best way to get people to want to read books is to ban them.

My sisters and I all had pea coats in California. Thin blood?

I had one in California because my mom and I went to a clothing shop that was too fancy for the likes of us, and the saleslady looked down her nose at us. Desperate to prove our worth, my mom bought an overpriced and impractical camel-colored pea coat. I only wore it a couple times. The average year round temperature…

Is there a single US woman, outside of Hawaii, who hasn't owned a pea coat?

Deep dish pizza is a monstrosity. It's not pizza as much as cheese casserole. It's just damned disgusting.

Thank you.

I missed knowing what a shipper is.

I never wanted to play with dolls. I thought babies were gross and could not figure out why you would want a baby doll when there were stuffed rabbits and dogs in the world. I had a brief Barbie flirtation (though I never got a real Barbie, just some knockoff who was a half inch too tall to fit the Barbie outfits,…

Is that it? They always hurt so bad! The latest ones I got have 3 choices of sizes of plug.

Maybe they can make a special phone for women. It will be pink, of course.

I meant "wake up" obvs

The profit margin on insurance is only about 3-4%, so there's not a lot of extra dollars to pay more claims. The executives get paid a huge amount, of course, but that's really minor compared to the cost of claims.

"One day you'll work up and find the whole world has changed." Oh please, oh please.

My cat played fetch once for about 15 minutes. I thought "This cat is amazing! He plays fetch!" Then he got over it and never, ever played fetch again.

It's not the world today. It's the world always. It's just now that people are starting to talk about it, finally.

She's hilarious - she has great comic timing.

Haha! Because prison rape is so much more funny than other kinds of rape!

This makes me angry.

It KILLS me how brave and happy dogs are. Even when my dear girl was so shaky on her old legs, she still took such joy in her little walks that got shorter and shorter...aaaaugh. Dogs are so GOOD.

People who use the word "retard" aren't uber-cool.