As if.

I'm so sorry about the MS but glad you have good care in the UK. My sis had MS and decided to forgo any medical treatment. She smoked a lot of pot and saw a beloved doctor, but didn't take any meds for the MS. She was lucky to have good insurance through her husband's work and fairly inept but kind home care through…

Haha. I'm thinking PARA across one hand and SITE across the other, like those old LOVE HATE things.

It's not a Rose Bowl Float. It's a Tournament of Roses Parade float. The parade predates the game, and as any former float-builder knows, is the highlight of the day AND THE WHOLE YEAR, yes it is so shut up. I have feels about this.

It's like having a piñata at a party. If it's there, you might as well take a whack at it.

I'm learning so much!

How can feminists end up with all these abortions when they are all man-hating lesbians? I find all this so confusing.

I don't know much about Taylor Swift, but she always looks magnificent when I see her here on Jez.

Media doesn't have to be members of someone's constituency to discuss politicians who are playing on the national stage.

I know! Can you imagine? He's one of those docs whom you see come in and inwardly groan because you know he's not going to listen to a word you say.

Haha these responses are SO JEZEBEL.

My mom's friend at assisted living told me she's so sick of her upstairs neighbors and their loud sex sessions every single day. All of these people are over 80 years old, so I suspect Viagra is involved.

I know. I want to cover him up with a blankie.

The other day I had a desperate situation (my luggage did not arrive on a trip with me) and I bought a Target sweater that was cheap and soft as angel wings. But by the end of one day, it was pilling. I don't often return clothes for being defective - I figure pretty much everything is defective these days - but I did…

If they're trying to attract women, they need to have female candidates AND pictures of shoes. Duh.

Good point. Their warranty is great, and the price is good, too. I got a Elantra a couple years back and the motor already has a little tiny jangly noise in it that doesn't bode well...

As someone who has lost 3 uncles, a cousin and a best friend to suicide, I can assure you that it is, to me, horrible.

WTF is wrong with these people? Hyundai also had what is possibly the most distasteful ad ever, one that depicts a suicide attempt. Don't watch if you are sensitive. It's horrible.

That's the way to go out. Healthy, doing what you like, then a quick goodbye.