it's sad when people with very obvious eating disorders go to great lengths to cover up or legitimize what they are doing.

All the pooping and cramps really work the core.

Can you imagine being so obsessed with food and dieting and I don't know what all this is, that you would spend most of your day planning out and executing your day according to food and fitness?!? How fucking boring, not to mention expensive!

This is obviously the result of disordered eating and not any attempt at a real "diet." I know everyone seems to think that fruit = automatically healthy, but she's literally just eating straight sugar all day (and mainly fructose, at that). Her pancreas and liver (fructose can only be metabolized in the liver) are…

This shit is BANANAS!

Two entire pineapples??? My mouth and tongue are basically covered in infected taste buds and canker sores just hearing about that.

The trade industry group pays her gobs of money and she uses a generic speech with a few tweaks specific to the industry. Her presence builds interest and excitement in the convention and gets more people to attend.

As an adoptee, I've been following this story and this was amazing to watch. But must we call her the "Burger King Baby"? Tasteless.

I'm so glad that the baby was alright and that she grew into such an amazing and confident young woman. This is a good chance to plug Safe Haven laws, which decriminalized leaving newborns in specific places, such as hospitals and fire stations. More information here: http://safehaven.tv/states/

I know these feelings. I've always been overweight, and I suppose the bullshit BMI would say I'm obese now. In middle school sometimes I'd eat lunch in the bathroom stall because I felt so self-conscious. I'd compare myself to my thin, classically pretty cousins and die to have clothes look on me like they did on…

That's great that you don't like soda and prefer water. I don't think it's helpful to be flippant and rude about it, though. Not everyone likes water. It's great that you do. Consider yourself super-lucky that it's all so simple and easy for you.

one of my dearest friends in the world is obese, and for years, she felt like you roxanne. now, she feels like you zelda. as part of her politics, her feminism, her values, she is unapologetic about what she eats, how she looks, what she wears, who she dates. she wears leopard print leggings and tube skirts and has…

I empathize with the writer's feelings and difficulties. But as a fat-as-hell woman, I believe that she is adding to rather than mitigating the problem of how fat women are perceived. Wear what you want, ear what you want, go where you want, date who you want....it is imperative! There are actual studies, which I…

I'm not saying this won't happen, but if it does it'll be an outlier because this song doesn't have the necessary broad appeal to be a "Song of the Summer," which, I guess, I will accept as a thing that can be definitively decided.

For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

I regret looking any deeper into this guy - but he seems to have the money to buy and air stream and dinkle around the country for a summer chatting with his wife's internet buddies... And yet uses words like 'visual rhymes' on the website and seriously needs to read a fucking blog post on typography. Color me curious.

Yep. I avoid the bars near the college where I teach, but thought I would be in the clear last Spring Break when all the kids were gone. It turns out some of my brightest, hardworking kids work in said bars as bouncers, servers, busboys, etc. Not at all surprised.

"...and if we're not sharing it, why are we experiencing it?"

Yesterday, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell took a break from shooting creepy SuperPAC B-Roll to dismiss equal pay as the left's most recent "obsession" and Equal Pay Day as akin to "blowing kisses" to the Democratic voting base.

Really? Humans were meant to live on the ocean in boats?