Fucking Noah.

Yeah, because the Bible is such a cheerful and uplifting book.

I don't know. The idea that I should fixate on my armpit skin is still dumber if you ask me.

So basically this ad just proves that the placebo effect still exists.

Interesting that your first thought wasn't "Why are kids these days committing so much random violence?"

Uh... do you have anything to back that up? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that's not true.

Pretty much any mascara ad works on me because I'm a total sucker that way.

I think the quote would be okay if they actually picked for those reasons but I have feeling someone Googled "quotes about loss and remembrance" and this popped up. Plus, the whole world already think we are uneducated and corny. Do we really need a monument that proves it?

Except we are in America where maybe 1 and 100,000 get the context. By itself, it seems quite fitting.

I wouldn't get too upset if you're a cheese-lover - I am sure there will be some contradictory study results coming out soon just like with coffee, chocolate, eggs, and a host of other debated foods.

Look, I know everyone here is like "oh funny, haha, how primitive WERE people back then?" But I can tell you that, especially where I live right now, there are women I know who would actually BENEFIT from something like this. They freak out, make assumptions, believe the stupidest stereotypes about women who are gay…

Tell me other people think some of this is tongue in cheek.

Let her approach you slowly and sniff your hand to become comfortable with you. Remember, lesbians are startled by loud noises and sudden movements.

I can't believe medical professionals could be this irresponsible. Every real doctor, nurse, and nutritionist I've talked to agrees that BMI is to healthy weight as skin tone is to skin cancer risk: a useful tool to flag a possible problem, and especially useful if there's a change from that particular individual's…

Aside from her disparaging remarks and the success rate of Jenny Craig, there's always an interesting story to tell about weight loss and gain when someone loses a bunch then gains it back. Regaining is always portrayed as some kind of major moral failing, but the truth is that maintaining weight loss - regardless of…

The airlines that have consolidated are making profits. But so many airlines have gone out of business or been merged since the industry was deregulated. So there's a lack of competition at play, too. And there are also more flights in general, so that inevitably causes problems when weather is bad or a computer…

As an aside, I'm really developing a pet peeve with people who phrase their own experience into a universal experience: "You want to believe, because you think you're developing a relationship." That kind of phrasing always feels to me like an abdication of responsibility, on a subconscious level.

You sound depressed. Good for you for going to the doctor to get that shit checked out.

Reminds me a little of my mother, who passed away a year or so ago. She had dementia *and* was bipolar (very severe bipolar I) *and* was fucking impossible to reason with or do I-statements with at any time. I didn't call her very often during her last years. I couldn't, just for my own emotional well-being. Do I…