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As a high school teacher, I beg you to stop sending them with gum. They stick it under desks, they spit it on the sidewalks, the most polite of them toss it in the trashcan, but do not wrap it in a piece of paper or tissue first, so my trashcan has gross wads of sticky stuck to it, which collect every gross thing

Gum is gross and mints rule. Fact.

i am having a shit fucking day and this just made me SO incredibly happy, thank u internet

OH MY GOD I LOVE THE HAPPY JUMPY NUNS.

Exactly! Wash a pot AND a mug? Are you TRYING to hold women back?

1945 male tears.

It means you can't win.

Ooh, guys, she's so edgy and avant garde! "Jism".

"...grift political money!"

I knew there was a reason I was suspicious of corgis.

I am absolutely disgusted they would broadcast such a distasteful image . Spaghetti in an omelet? No one should have to view such a thing.

Best in studio reaction 2014, right there. Beats the fuck out of the earthquake people.

I was being glib, mate. For the record, if you have an animal that fixates on something that can be dangerous, you get some child locks for the cabinet or take whatever other steps are appropriate until you get them trained. But I was just cracking wise at the fact that their demonstration didn't involve moving the

In Yogi's defense, his people are idiots. This is why it's important to train your bipeds well.

"You call that a Wesley Snipes impression!?!"

He's a Republican? But he's wearing a striped shirt underneath a leather jacket!

As an ed policy person, I just can't get over the talking point: "our kids should be the focus of our education system." Instead of...what alternative?!

Oh my god, the acting in these is so bad, I'm dying.

"I get fed up with having to deal with the question of why are models thin, that sort of bores me."
As though people would only be asking the question to entertain her, not to question her ethics. Imagine living with that kind of view of other people.