European standards of beauty is a motherfucker.

I was VERY hesitant to click on this article.

That's right! You'd best watch yourselves! We'll be nice and peaceful until some ass goes and smucks us with a propeller!

I'm less surprised about the otter attack, and more surprised that there is a restaurant called "Skippy's Fast Food" in Norway.

If Sherman Q. Pantsfondler is not a real name I am going to be very sad. This name just made my night.

Huh. That is just so weird to think about.

I love Kevin Spacey. Is it too much to hope that a Ford-like character is thrown off a roof on House of Cards?

Remember how Clarence Thomas became literally the dumbest, worst, most conservative SCOTUS justice in history? Yeah, turns out maybe Republicans did a BAD thing by doing nothing but harassing and attacking and smearing a sexual harassment victim in order to get their way.

So if the march is all about showing pride that white people have in their race, why is it named the White Man March?

Why can't people just write songs, put them on records, and play them on stage? Is it that hard to just do that?

Just when I think there can't possibly be a joke that makes me laugh on this thread, bam! There's cassie.

Hi! The only reason I am commenting is to test the notifications (and to see if anyone actually sees this).

I guess it's all funny and shit unless you had some family on that plane.

Oh my LORD. "Moist queef" just made me puke in my mouth.

One of my friends got a ticket for texting and driving and her excuse to me was "Well I didn't know it was illegal here yet." my response was THAT'S NOT WHY YOU DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE. Forget about illegality, you could straight up KILL someone. Same goes for drinking and driving. Why isn't "vehicular manslaughter"…

I wish they would use the word rape in these news articles. 'Forced to commit acts of prostitution'= she was raped by her kidnappers and then raped by multiple other men to the financial benefit of her captors.

"Great point, dude, except serving cake to a couple of women who just celebrated a legal union is far less "enabling" of gay marriage than a bodega owner selling condoms to a single woman at 2 am is "enabling" drunken premarital sex, and you don't see conservatives writing glib thinkpieces about that."

I'd rather not have a cake, or not have flowers, or any dadgum thing, over having someone involved in my wedding day who wished my marriage ill.

Terry Richardson is a crusty old human jockstrap. Grosses me the fuck out. Someone please make it go away.

Yes, these allegations are mind-blowingly terrible and TR is a dickscab. These things are true. But Christ on His throne, I don't understand how he is talented. I don't. I know that is not the issue, but seriously. Look at this shit.