Is that really a criteria to get best hair/makeup, though? Not that they don't deserve to win per se, but given the other nominees in the category I feel like it's more fawning over Jared Leto's "transformation" than anything else.

"Adele Dazim." Nailed it, Travolta.

It wasn't too late on the West Coast!

*ugly crying*

I kind of hate the idea of giving the "worst actor" award to a now-15-year-old boy. I really can't comment on his acting ability since I didn't bother to see the movie, and I know he's kind of an anti-education tool on Twitter (but, again, he's only 15), but degrading someone barely out of his childhood is fairly…

I know I'm odd man out so far, but I'm going with Lupita. She looks amazing and that dress is made for movement - the way it works with her when she moves is mesmerizing.

I hate this song, but I'm also dead inside, so don't mind me.

Love Amy Adam's moves here. Did they all know in advance? Meryl Streep's choice of the boob shrug was a good one.

Damn, Amy Adams.

The image of Mindy's face before you hit play perfectly expresses her "what the actual fuck" reaction.

"If you think I am racist, you are racist" I...what??????????!

Glad to hear this. The whole "LOL, what wacky, embarrassing thing will the obviously mentally ill person do NEXT???" bit was gross even by tabloid standards.

Well, I've slept with a white douchebag, which means I get to make fun of Rush.

Well I am just the racistest because I haven't banged any black girls this year.

Thanks. :) I think more than anything I was incensed by the implication that I would celebrate my 30th at Outback.

Oh honey. Trust me when I say that I have been there before. I feel like I have to say that to soften the blow of what I'm about to say.

This is not about the other guy - this is about you. For whatever reason YOU chose to see this other person - maybe you have needs that aren't getting met in your marriage, maybe you don't trust that things are going so well and are self-sabotaging, etc. What I recommend is that you get yourself into therapy pronto…

I had my own version of this guy. On and off for 7 years. He was cheating and doing who knows what - but I'd go on a date and he'd lose his shit, confess his love and need for me, we'd be together, then he'd screw it up again. I finally quit when I realized he wasnt going to get his shit together.

He's not your friend, he's just some guy who wants to stick his dick in you. Once. And then he wants to go stick his dick in other people who aren't you.

Does anyone remember when racist Italian gymnast Carlotta Ferlito alleged that Simone Biles only won the 2013 World Championships because she is black? Well, the 2014 has started and she just competed in the American cup. She got her ass handed to her, coming in 8th place. Guess who won? Not Biles, but another…