What, you're not rich?! You must not care enough about your daughter to work hard enough to provide her with a proper one-man-one-woman traditional home and good private Christian education, you gay pinko commie! You hate America, don't you, and I bet you even have *shudder* some shade of brown-ish skin rather than…

But using the "penny test" to check the tread on your lady friend's vagina ... that still works, right?

Look, I want the folks who handle my food to be healthy. What the fuck is wrong with people? "Yes, ma'am, would you like a side of Hepatitis A with your sandwich? How about some pertussis?"

I have a rage stroke when I think of all the businesses that keep their employees as part time to avoid paying benefits. I find that to be so unethical and really counter to the employer-employee social contract.

You know what's really nice? Being able to take my daughter to the doctor when I need to without worrying about being able to make the mortgage this month.

I guess I just don't understand why the conservatives always always ALWAYS make it about money and nothing else. Are they really so simple-minded that they can't understand there are other benefits?

So what if Bill is with some ladies doing something perfectly legal? Beats the pictures he takes with the usual scumbags (politicians, bankers, warlords, etc.).

Maybe I am too jaded, but I think the U.S. is full of people who would be against paying $.11 more so people could have health insurance. And the fact that the whole "people deserve health insurance" thing is government-mandated makes it sufficiently worse that a lot of these people would be willing to overlook the…

This is the only appropriate response:

In any other case, I would think this was a poorly played stunt for attention, but in Kurtz's case, I think he is actually a complete idiot.

I'm pretty sure all of the anchors on Fox News are fake too. At least that's what I'd like to believe.

"[A] fake anchor if ever there was one" ... Does he really think that people believe that Stephen Colbert is a real anchor? Maybe he is only partly getting it? What part of Comedy Central does he not understand? And does his staff not know enough to explain what satire is? This whole thing is fascinating. Now I'm…

Irony, thy name is "a fox news host".

Because I have an issue with breeders.

Someone should submit a bill that allows us to sue salespeople for items that we purchased that we now regret.

Can we introduce a law that lets people who wanted to have an abortion but couldn't because of excessive red-tape sue state legislators for "forced pregnancy" regret?

I swim with them all the time. Growing up in Florida, DR, and Barbados. Now here in LA while I surf and in Hawaii. I don't fuck with them because I consider them my equals if not of higher intelligence than I and I know they have powers of communication and senses that I don't have. Come to think of it maybe thats why…

She's legit the only human to ever pull it off.
Unlike this guy...

She's very beautiful. This will probably be the first and last time that I will approve a fishnet top.

Can I give the one of the worsts instead? (I'm a hater.)