Ugh, I used to hate that. There were always a couple totally lame people in each group. And then you all get one group grade and theirs pulls yours down and you pull them up. SUX.

Well, there's the innate things - I too have that one belly pube, and another down by my knee. Totally pubic. BY MY KNEE. I'm like "Hair, what are you doing down there?"

Art isn't the same as an informational pamphlet. You don't spell every single thing out, because you trust your audience.

Yes, I'm always sickened when there's news of someone going to jail and the first thing someone says "Heh heh, wait til he gets put in a cell with a 6 foot 3 guy and made his girlfriend heh heh." Ugh.

I wonder if there is some hidden symbolism in that workout.

I have posted this before, but some of y'all loved it, so...

Yes. I didn't know why they had parents' weekend, because my folks certainly weren't going to take a trip just to come hang out with me at college. And while I'm sure some students took winter or spring break trips, I was working (delivering flowers, which is a great break job - they need you for holiday deliveries…

Some back-to-the-land types still till with them.

I had poor horse-loving friends who found some rich people who rarely exercised or visited their horses. They offered to do the exercise for them. It was a way to get the good parts of horse ownership with no food, stabling or vet bills.

Note to people getting harassed/abused on planes: you don't need to find a TSA agent. Just find a crew member.

Well, most churches got okay with interracial marriage and are now against slavery, so there's hope for change.

United Centers for Spiritual Living (Religious Science) and Unity are both LBGT-friendly, too, though most Christians probably wouldn't consider them Christian churches. And of course Unitarians are cool.

THIS is why pot needs to be legalized everywhere. And mandatory.

I am so old that I worked DOLLAR NIGHT at our movie theater! Just teenaged me in a polyester uniform, a surly ticket-taker, a stack of ones, and a line 400 people long. We sold out every show and would go in the theater to make people move so there weren't any empty seats between them.

A friend invited me to her birthday roast. I declined - most people aren't funny, and I thought it would be agonizing.

Meanwhile, I wonder how George W. Bush's bathtub paintings are going?

Now that, my friend, is a real Christian.

It occurred to me this morning that I am so sick of hearing about the Bible. It's like a serious addiction for people.

My first thought was "Republican, I'll bet."