Minimum wage is fucking $7.25? A bag of Doritos is $4!! What the hell.

Zotz were great. I am old, too.

The best religious events I have ever been to are pagan/Wiccan rituals. Singing! Dancing! Food!

Great Craft name.

They're like Elvis.

Sad trombone.

You Canadians are so dang GOOD. I love you guys.

I hate to tell you this, but when you get older, and after you have popped out a couple kids, when you vomit, you pee. A lot. That makes it harder to recover with ANY dignity.

A friend who works in the courts told me about one of the public defenders who regularly came to court wearing no panties and skirts short enough that the judge noticed that fact and called her aside to chastise her. That's pretty unprofessional. Keep your ladygardens under wraps, attorneys!

Strange that the move we call the "White Guy Overbite" isn't in there. Hands at your waist, in fists. Bob back and forth on slightly bent knees. Bite lower lip and push head forward and back. Congrats, you've done it!

I have the same issue with shaving your head to support a friend with cancer. There was this video of women doing it last week all over my Fb. I mean, it is touching to know people love you. But on the other hand, make a casserole or clean house or do something real for a cancer patient. That would be better than…

We're here to support you in your struggle.

Yeah, unless glimmery eyeshadow and pink lipstick count as "no makeup" I cry foul.

I'm glad to see Christians focusing on the right things, instead of on sickness, hunger and homelessness.

Leviticus is right. Those jeans with spandex in them are of the devil. They're always all saggy-ass by the end of the day.

Huh. Could be my mom's situation, too.

I lived in a small town with an even smaller dating pool. Sigh. Fortunately we were both broke, so we didn't eat out a ton.

It did have a kind of twisted genius.

It was really some tweaked control issues he had leftover from childhood, where his whole family was crazy out of control. So of course he had to make the rest of the world conform to his every whim. He's better now, thankfully.

I dated this guy who would listen to the specials, then spend 15 minutes quizzing the server about whether he could get the sauce from item 1 on item 2, but with no mushrooms. And what was item 3 again? Now, how about item 1 - is that grilled or fried? Can I get it fried? With the side dishes from item 3 and the sauce…