Kellyanne is Salacious Crumb. Trump is a dumb-downed Jabba. I’ve actually thought about a lot which member of the Trump’s crew corresponds to which Jabba’s palace denizen. Kushner and Pence share the role of Bib Fortuna, Bannon is the Rancor, Sean Spicer is that gangly loud mouth thing they added to the prequels, Eric…

What the fuck are you doing with your life if you are a “premium member” to a Bill O’Reilly website? He was on nightly, for fuck’s sake. What could he holding back for his premium members.

I love Noel Fielding. Am I wrong? If I am wrong, I don’t want to be right.

sam rockwell is my boyfriend.

Using this every chance I get because I love it dearly

Here you go! This is my Lucy:

Nibs is a perma puppy also. Here are some pictures. Now show me yours so I can see dog pictures!

Wallander is so good. Scandi crime series in general is perfect. Only thing is its so exciting that you don’t notice that the dog is slowly taking over the entire sofa.

So true- I used to live in NYC with a 200 pound mastiff and people were constantly giving the side-eye for having such a large dog in the city.

So, so true! My 90lb big lab/mutt gets two 2-mile walks a day, and just sleeps in between. He seems like he’d be way too big for an apartment, but he would have been just fine in one! On weekends when everyone is home and up and about he always looks exhausted, like “can’t you guys leave for a while so I can sleep?”…

My Great Pyrenees/Bernese Mtn Dog blend is perfect for our apartment. I think he sleeps more than the cats do. We take him to the dog park and he is not interested in running around like the other dogs. He sniffs his way around for about 15 minutes and then looks at us like he thinks it’s time to go. So little energy.…

What the hell website am I on? These comments suck.

You don’t have to show me your parts to prove that you’re a woman. I’ll walk with you across the parking lot at night, I’ll give you a hair tie, and I’ll watch your drink or purse for you. I’ll go with you to the bathroom and guard the door if needed. I’ll listen…

Right?! I always try to impress this upon people. (I am the Crazy Dog Lady so people talk to me when they are looking for a dog, lol.)

I just commented this on a transphobic post that was all like, “In a sexual species, females have two X chromosomes and males have an X and a Y, I’m not a bigot it’s just science.” I’m a science teacher so I responded with this.

Can we pool our money to set up a fake gay conversion camp for kids? We’ll be all churchy and then when the parents pull away, it’ll just be a regular fun camp for kids with shitty parents.

You know, you just never hear about this kind of crap with atheists. Yeah, some atheists are assholes - but they don’t, as an organization, advocate BEATING CHILDREN.

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.

Dude here. I don’t want to experience pregnancy. Watching my wife endure it was enough, and she liked being pregnant. That is, up until that last month when her SI joint turned to jelly, rendering her barely able to walk due to shooting pain.

There has to be a way to simulate enough of the experiences, if you could find a man willing to commit for 40 weeks (none would, which you’d think would be enough to make them realize abortion should remain legal). Tell them they can tap out (abortion) at any time before 20 weeks, but once they hit 20 weeks they have…