“Paint me like one of your French military parades”

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

I swear to God, she does this on purpose. This isn’t about defending her friend; it’s about making herself the center attention of a story that doesn’t involve her.

I think it makes sense. Of course she identifies with an educator who puts her students in danger and doesn’t actually teach them all that much.

“This fucking guy” pretty much sums up my feelings for 2017.

Yeah, nothing about Trump’s own actions surprise me anymore, he’s shown himself too many times for any of us to be surprised by it (appalled, sure, just not surprised). But I remain absolutely fucking baffled at how millions of Americans have accepted this and continue to accept this.

Finally, a cake for me and my manservant Hecubus!

I think they’re also fighting for you being able to eat a Ding Dong, if that’s what you’re into.

Here’s seven good reasons to step in to the light:

Lucien Greaves? More like Lucien GREAT, amirite?!?

I wish I was goth in high school instead of emo because that would have been a better foundation for how seriously I’m considering becoming a Satanist now.

This horrifies me, as a dog lover & pit bull mom. I find the maltreatment this breed suffers heartbreaking. Posting a pic of pup and me just because.

I share Doris Day’s opinion...

In retrospect I should have said
“Click on my works, ye Mighty, and share.”

Excellent.

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Bryce, King of Pinterest;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and Pin!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.