My first wife left me and my second passed away. My high school crush is still married to her third husband. If I meet someone tomorrow, I will leave her for the crush, if she ever becomes available. If not, I'll die alone waiting.

Unless you don't actually care about surge protection, it's time to replace that surge protector. Fun fact: Surge protectors can save you from one big surge or a bunch of tiny ones that you wouldn't otherwise notice, but they don't protect you forever. Get a new one or hand in your geek cred.

+1, and gfy

Why is it that MOST politicians don’t know shit about anything and:

I’ll take a converted Karmann Ghia, but I need a/c.

Isn’t tokenizing the “white-guy” writer just as bad as being tokenized yourself? She admits that he wasn’t a bad guy, and I’m not defending the studio/production company, but couldn’t she have found another way to express this without resorting to the same kind of deindividuation as she says was aimed at her?

As someone who painted one of the most infamous LIES about brexit on the side of an actual bus, the last thing this twat should bring up is buses.

+1 for Peaky Blinders.

Do not have a baby. First, they’re expensive and almost always negative ROI. Second, they’re passé, so 1971.

Yep. Ask any Catholic with 6 or more kids what method they use.

To save even more money, steal them from your office.

Long white hair in the shift-knob photo.

Is there a Condom Bank that I can donate to so that people whose income is so precarious don’t make it worse by having children?

If you can’t be honest like a grown-ass adult then you’re not ready for dating.

I want to find a nice rolling chassis and turn it into a plug-in electric.  I need a/c tho.

I was there less than a month ago. My best advice is that if you can buy tickets in advance, buy them in advance. It seems incomprehensible that a church or museum would ever be “sold out” but it’s a daily occurrence.

Don’t let traditional and outdated measures of manhood stop you from recognizing that something is wrong and that you can’t power your way out of it with a tablesaw or blowtorch by yourself. Asking your GP for help isn’t a sign of weakness and it isn’t as humiliating as it seems. But I get that it is hard to call and…

Disagree. I only care about the last 10 years or so of your experience, and if that’s more than 4 jobs then there’s a red flag for me right there.  You should know what job you’re applying for and only provide me with information relevant to that.  2 pages is sufficient.

As a manager in the non-creative side of IT, I don’t want more than 2 pages. I don’t need to know every job you’ve ever had, since only about the last 10 years (if you’ve been working that long) are of interest to me. I had a candidate with a 9 page resume recently. Not only did he go back to the beginning of the…

There is no such thing as “alternative therapies.” There are therapies and there are alternatives TO therapy, but that’s all. Yoga is A therapy. Homeopathy is an alternative to therapy.