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Lol. I literally JUST watched the Barcelona restaurant where I'm having dinner (on vacation) reject the gold amex at the next table over. Never get one of these.

Lol. I literally JUST watched the Barcelona restaurant where I'm having dinner (on vacation) reject the gold amex at

Left hand Ambien, right hand red wine. Nighty night! 

Who the fuck are Bastian and Parker? You reference them in the first blockquote but you forgot to tell us who they are and why we give a shit about whether or not they fit. I assume we’re supposed to read the original WSJ article which is what I should have done instead of wasting my time here? FAIL.

Winner winner, chicken dinner. I didn’t know if anyone would catch that. :D

Re: Rotary - I mentioned how the sandwich block leaked.

Before a passport photo, I cram myself into a kindergarten-size wooden desk chair for 36 hours, then have someone lose all my clothes.  That way, the picture looks just like I look after taking a trip that requires a passport.

From the Owners Manual:

This guy knows. Apart from the rotor seals, the block itself leaked like a sieve. 5 vertical slices, like a sandwich stood on end, that had to compress horizontally might have looked fine to a designer, but they were a nightmare in reality and I imagine the engineers who had to build it probably thought they were

Nope.

Supposing we let go the issue of whether or not it’s a legal campaign contribution/loan, there is still the fact that money was paid to silence someone who could have had a material effect on the election. That is still illegal and it isn’t going away.

Gelato: Don Nino’s, near the Pantheon. Get something interesting, not vanilla or chocolate.

I don’t think that’s necessarily wrong, but I would say that the resume should have a lot of accomplishments in it, while the cover letter highlights the 2 or 3 most applicable ones to the hiring manager.

For a software engineer, are your lines of code optimized, or are they sloppy loops that barely get the job done after hours of extraneous processing reading and writing to disk through each pass? I’m not a programmer, but I know that there are differences in code that make real world differences. Maybe you took the

“Responsible for ___” is the same thing as “supposed to do ___” but doesn’t tell me whether you did it and definitely doesn’t tell me you did it better than anyone else. If you can’t quantify how you’re better than another candidate, I’ll find someone who can.

Yeah, but do they taste as good?

Yeah, but do they taste as good?

When are you going to post the “how” portion, as the title indicates? This was clearly only the “why” part.

You are probably in WAY too many funds. I know it seems like you’re diversifying your risk, but plug those into a portfolio analyzer and you’re probably overlapping investments by quite a bit. You can probably reduce that to 3 or 4 funds and have roughly the same exposure. The worst part of it is that I bet you’re

For those of you going to Versailles, don’t cheap out by skipping the tram out to the Trianon and trying to walk it. It’s a LONG walk, especially after you’ve toured the main chateau at a snail’s pace.

Don’t be disappointed or offended, but the French people don’t really want you to struggle through their language. Bonjour, au revoir, s’il vous plait, et merci is about all you should expect to get out before they start replying to you in English. Here’s a pro-tip for when they do: Speak English with a French accent.

Also remember that while the ability to vocalize comes later, infants have language skills much earlier. Once they begin to have motor control, they can use sign language to communicate many of their basic needs and wants.