I love how it’s perfectly acceptable here to comment on how Kim Kardashian looks like another person due to plastic surgery but if you say the same about Lagy Gaga (and Beyonce, lol @ her boobs are real), then you’re woman shaming. I personally think LG looked dope as fuck at the Oscars but here she seems very pulled…

It’s very simple. These two are expecting a baby, and these two are engaged. What don’t you get???????

We need to work on our lip syncing. He barely parts his lips, yet he is practically shouting on the track.

Don’t worry, if you have your vet do it for you, it will only set you back about $1500.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

The rider is a class-A twat. That old dude was not with it at all. He obviously didn’t understand what was going on with himself or his car. So rather than take action to perhaps save: (a) the guy’s car; (b) the guy; or (c) someone around the guy when the engine seizes up, he just meanders around like some sort of…

I’d make a face if someone whacked me in the arm too - no idea why this was such a big deal.

They’re fucking amazing and one of the best live shows I’ve ever seen. And I’m a music nerd and have been to more shows than I can count and seen pretty much every band I like and they are in my top 3, they’re that good. That said, I would never go to Coachella and I don’t like seeing shows at festivals anymore unless…

I want a little bra FOR his mole

I know it shouldn’t matter who he killed, but learning that he killed two good Samaritans (along with two others) makes me doubly pissed.

Yeah, I’m totally on team rehabilitation. But his rehabilitation needed to start with some significant prison time. His recklessness is a danger to the community. Mommy and daddy should have served time, too, for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by utterly failing to provide supervision.

Because “single editorial vision” is a huge assfuck cop out. No writer here subscribes to the ideology of Phyllis Schlafly, or is secretly posting on MRA forums about how feminists are all worthless cunts. There are no articles about the evils of abortion or blaming rape victims for getting drunk and being…

Overwhelming lust outweighed by the ‘your/you’re’ issue.

I woke up a deer once. It just stood there, unsteadily, blinking, looking around, licking its mouth for a few moments and then it peed for what seemed like ten minutes. I felt such kinship with that deer. We are all that deer when we wake up

Haha! I hope your day gets better - at least your probably didn’t lose a tooth (again).

Bethanny rapping off the UPDO SMOKEY EYE essence de la Sonja is my favorite part of the last season