How many ads can y’all fit on one page? Jesus.

Before you get a facelift (in a million or so years), consider facial exercises — I have been pleasantly surprised by the results, and you cannot do them once you have had a (typical) face lift since they slice right through the muscle!

He’s Bibby Fonger from here on out.

The thing about reincarnation is that the Earth’s population is so much larger now than it was therefore you would run out of souls to populate the new bodies so a lot of people would be new souls and have no past lives.

That might be the best magazine cover I’ve ever seen.

I have always loved Macy ever since I heard that he was one of the few people to treat Nina Hartley like a actual human being while on the set of Boogie Nights.

If you’ve ever seen him on the chat shows, he’s very politically aware, though sometimes a little cagey about displaying that.

“You were a peasant that died of smallpox at the age of 16. Your life was full of hardship and backbreaking labor even at such a young age, and you died achieving nothing and leaving nothing.” Considering the number of humans that have lived or died throughout history the majority probably fell into that category :D

I wouldn’t go so far as to say moral exemplars - people are flawed and make bad decisions, and the pain and personal growth that comes out of that can lead to the creation of excellent art. Still, there are two factors that make people like Bill Cosby and Woody Allen (to me) impossible to enjoy. 1) The complete lack…

Kind of brightened my morning to see Fonzworth back in the news, tbh

Oooh! I’ve got one!

how is adult babby formed?

You look great! Awesome costume!

Once my nana had to babysit me and she doesn’t speak English (and she had no TV) so the day was going by very slow. I was looking around the house and found pepper spray. I did not know it was pepper spray, and I probably didn’t even know that was a thing at that age. Anyways, I thought it was one of those sprays you…

How about you don’t grab them anywhere. Not the pussy, the brain, or anything in between.

this is the real story here folks

I mean, the immediate effects of Brexit are a sharpish uptick in xenophobic violence and hate crimes and the recipients are decidedly not marble-mouthed, public educated, fully “assimilated,” fifteenth-generation folk of western European extraction who perform bland music in a plaintive, otherwise unremarkable wail.…

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

Here’s a link to Dr. Hern’s clinic for anyone interested in offering support directly to the people who work there, and here’s the National Network of Abortion Funds. The George Tiller Memorial Fund specifically goes to late abortions.