They always rise again.

Girl. That lipstick.

Any man in only a shirt is awful.

Don’t worry, Avery. We’ll help you get used to it.

“U SHOULD DEFiNATLEY MAKE $1,000,000 BEFORE U SPEAK TO ME, BY THE WAY ARE YOU RELATED TO LEGOS ? BECUZ U ARE BLOCKED”

Gorgeous!!!

Heavyweights 2 has been cancelled...due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.

This will never be more depressing than the time potato stood in for muffins and nobody noticed its time in the spotlight:

“New flavors” like when they spit in your white wine???

I used this as a face wash once and I was like I FEEL SO AWAKE. Then 5 minutes later my face peeled off from dryness.

I think I have the right to know what butthole it had.

The View is allegedly trying to hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Let that sink in for a second

I feel like that’s his trademark? Or maybe I’m confusing him with Project Runway era Michael Kors? Although Michael’s aggression was not very passive.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

Can I take this opportunity to advertise MY beauty-tips Twitter, too?

This lady is a rockstar.

Not to defend David by any means, but what kind of brass balls do you need to have to take your wife out on her 5oth birthday, make (alleged) love to her, then walk out the door to go shtupp your side-piece?

Adele in general- meh.

Won’t you please step into my mall?