Ah fuck, there he goes again... Bing! Get off Erykah’s phone!

@ChrissyTeigen Are you sure you don’t have them on backwards? Are you pulling them up over your head?

Why are they all cube shaped? THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO ARRANGE FLOWERS KANYE.

i love that everyone knows the proper progression of these gifs and brings it EVERY TIME!

Agreed. I have this friend on fb who’s kind of like this. At the end of the summer he kept posting all these notices about a Free the Nipple rally in the area and it was like, dude, your enthusiasm over women’s bodily equality is starting to come off as you just wanna see some nip. And that is creepy.

It’s important to remember that if you’re an ally in a movement, you shouldn’t take up more space than is necessary- and should actively try to give voice to the marginalized folks around you. Example: straight people shouldn’t have the loudest voice at a pride parade.

“Hugh Jackman wants Tom Hardy to play “younger Wolverine.”

Those excerpts are challenging my levels of tolerability. I began it in earnest, but the waves of tolerability were in ebb, and the tides did not rise again until the next morsel from the bag of dirt was revealed.

“drive it all home, she says things like, “That obese specimen of human filth scrubbing bulimia vomit out of the carpet is Ms. Bean, but I call her White Mammy because she’s essentially a house slave” when introducing the Kappa Kappa Tau housekeeper. And that’s all within the first 10 minutes of the episode.”

Madonna can’t run for president, she’s British.

That seems like a relationship with “herpes” written alllll over it.

I’m basically the little girl in the yellow shirt right now.

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

Baking a cake is not even hard. Cream butter and sugar. Add eggs. Scrape bowl. Ship till fluffy. Add half wet ingredients, half dry. Repeat last step. Stop mixing once incorporated. DONE. She’s basically measuring the dry ingredients for you?

I also like the one where Leo names his son Oscar and makes the doctor announce “ and the Oscar goes to...” Before handing the baby to Leo.

Um, pretty sure it isn’t Cameron.

This is exactly my dog any time I let him outside without being leashed. Even at the end when finally getting caught, my dog rolls over onto his back just like that. It’s like “HERE’S MY BELLY DON’T KILLLLL MEEEEEEEEEE”.