For every JoJo there’s a Grandmom Moses. At least that’s what I tell myself. *runs away feeling useless*

please read all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s tweets about last night’s Taylor Swift show ( a small sampling below)

The minute I found out that Lena Dunham was on Twitter I was just like WHO CARES

Isn’t it Gigi? And why do I know that? I don’t even know who she is. And wouldn’t it be awesome/terrible if someone had named their kid Gigli??

Look what I bought my cat

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

No

I think that means you’ve already evaporated, sorry :(

I legit watch the “Fear” spoof like every weekend. It’s just so funny.

💸🏡🚷

I hope that’s what you intended to write and didn’t accidentally omit a G, because that’d be kinda nasty.

I had one in my house recently and I had brought one of those GIANT 1.25QT plastic jugs of soy sauce, like the restaurant-sized kind, home from work to borrow overnight and the little shit chewed through the plastic and there was SOY SAUCE EVERYWHERE. It took forever to clean up.

But they didn’t fly nonstop. The couple allegedly landed in Las Vegas for a little thing I like to call...a layover.

Ever notice that the people yelling at others to speak English never have that great a grasp on it themselves?

She needs a “sure, Jan.” A plastic “sure, Jan.” Whomp whomp.

What do you know, Tom Brady is a “diva” too!

It sounds like Will is excited to no longer be Hitched, in fact he’s looking forward to his Independence Day. Sadly he will no longer be with Jada Pinkett so it’s back to Hancock.

WOWEE ZOWEE.

I remember my dad renting City Slickers at the video store after they told him it would be suitable for kids. (I was 11.) We watched 15 minutes of it and then he stopped the film and went back to the video store and complained to the clerk.