I don’t think he knows how babby is formed.

Can someone please explain to me how Nikki and Ian look so small in the foreground, but the people in the background are huge? Is there some weird photoshop going on here or did they invite a ton of giants to their wedding?

If it’s loose, it’s because she mostly talks out of it.

This only furthers my belief that Jeremy Renner is really and truly an asshole.

Renner told Entertainment Weekly that “it was not meant to be serious in any way. Just poking fun during an exhausting and tedious press tour.”

Koosh?

Throughout it all, several of the assembled black students point out that she’s resisting arrest and speculate what would’ve happened to them if they’d done the same.

he is awesome

Since we don’t do Sunday night sign-off anymore, this feel like the most appropriate place.

A better idea: leave him out of the documentary entirely, but mention it just as a casual aside at one point. Work it in smoothly: “Slaveowners, like for example many of Ben Affleck’s ancestors, . . .”.

Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker?

You mean your best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl whose then-boyfriend lost his virginity to Kristy Swanson.

So, what’s Roberto Benigni like in the sack?

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

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There’s literally no way that’s true but God bless you anyway

Worse than Small Wonder?

Yes. I want a long-running Kate McKinnon TV series more than lunch. And I’m starving.