Katie seems very insecure and that she places a lot of her self-worth on her place in the “ball and gala crowd” (which...what even is that?). Enough so that she dogged Karen’s gala for being rinky-dink, when it was a tribute to Karen’s late mother-in-law. She makes my eyes roll out of my head and out the door.

To be fair, Gigi’s walk is worse than Herman Munster’s. But, girl, get yourself 3 new boyfriends a week if you want and never apologize for any of it.

I might suggest that if the “lol no shit” was true that she wouldn’t have gone to the trouble of tweeting about it. Usually when a person doesn’t care about something, they just keep walking.

That caviar is perplexing. Just one place on the menu that it’s offered as an add-on, and it’s the chicken club. A sandwich served with a toothpick skewer. I just....

Oh, the Pinot! Ramona was so pissed about that. But still, Cindy totally lied and said she had it and really didn’t. That would bum me out too. And the stupid horse farm where no one could ride the horses.

She really was the worst.

Peggy just didn’t seem right for the show. She didn’t bring anything to the table, whined about not getting enough attention and was just beige. I feel like her husband looked a lot like that cohost from the first season of american idol and that’s all I remember of her. : /

DeShawn has to be my least favorite housewife of all time. And Quinn! With that golfing boyfriend and that epic cleavage. And poor Cindy and Quogue. They never really had a chance, did they?

Didn’t she lie about it when they brought it up right after her performance, and then own up to it the next day? Her justification being that she had just gotten off stage, was on a high, and didn’t want the catty ladies to ruin it for her. If that’s the case, I can get behind that little blip in honesty.

I hate to say it, but I agree. Even though I really like Eileen and her weird-ass outfits and hair, she is more boring than that sad gray color they painted the house.

This twitter war seems like exactly the reaction KK was going for in the first place. I’m sure the long-haul marketing plan has several of these little schemes well-placed in each quarter of her fiscal year. She knew exactly what she was doing, it’s a business plan.

That boiled potato better have butter on it or I guarantee neither me or my dog will eat that.

I would watch a Small Wonder reboot.

That drunk buttinsky at the party where Aviva and Carole were talking about “book-gate”?

I bet like 15% of this happened and the other 85% is exagerated. Like when you start to tell a story about how some guy looked at you weird on the bus and your friend isn’t interested as you thought they’d be, so you tell them the guy didn’t have a nose and was holding a sword.

Let’s say that Ben proposes to one of these women and it actually pans out that they get married. How does this woman not have a perpetual jealousy of the fact that he was in love with another lady (and possibly still is in love with her, because love is not an on/off button)? I don’t know if I could let that go, and…

It was actually nice to see Jax realize that he’s the main problem with basically everything, though it was probably a line fed by the producers. And nice to see him helping his girlfriend go to the bathroom after he paid for her implants. What a gentleman!

One of the rare LOL moments I’ve had watching the show. Usually it’s just cringes and extreme eye-rolls.

Kinda missed the book part, that’s probably what they’re gunning for in the fame dept. oops.