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UGGGGGGGH. Like I’m pretty sure everyone gets the whole “sex is good” thing, and the people with crazy sex hangups are NOT going to get any modicum of inspiration from hot young tan bohemians that lick each other and lay around in sand gardens. I would place money on the fact that they are not even a couple and are

My favorite part of the “ew” sketches is when A.D. Miles shows up as the stepdad. I thought the whole point of Fallon’s character in the sketch was to grossly impersonate the vocal fry/weird stretching out of words that early teenage girls tend to do. Having been one myself I can attest to doing it, and I think I was

That was so frustrating to watch Kathryn complain in interviews about how she was ready for a big showdown and then just kinda sat there like a bump on a log (but of course she had things to say once Faye left the table). Faye could be taken down so easily! She clearly just compliments and smiles and nods in order to

Can you imagine if he and Bethany Frankel had kids??

I think...I THINK...Bravo wanted to imply by the copious amounts of washing machine camera shots while “mmms” and “ahhs” were dubbed over, they shtupped on/near a washing machine? That was super unfortunate, because Rocky was the possibly the most insufferable reality show cast member (for me at least - besides maybe

I came here to say the exact same thing about Jax - holy shit, how were the producers allowing him to be on camera? It’s not good tv at all, it was sooo uncomfortable to watch the sniffing and sweating.

I’m sure back when Marino was in The State he thought this was for sure where he’d be in 20 years. #YouremakingabigmistakeVictorPulak

That can’t be Yoyo in that picture, but who the heck is it instead?

Caila - she’s also the woman who broke up with her long-term boyfriend so she could come on the show and marry Ben. Sounds like the delusions started to set in early with this one.

It’s also hard to believe that if a person were really that sick (because, who knows, maybe she is) that she would sign up to be filmed and interviewed this season. Take a break and sit on the couch for a few months without a camera crew around and obligations such as dinners and parties.

I’m fascinated by the idea that RHOBH was filming and Luann and Dorinda were there just hanging out, not being filmed. Do they get jealous? Are they required to keep away from the cameras? Do they ever prank the cast being filmed by doing weird stuff in the background? Why am I so interested in this? GAh!

LCD Soundsystem came out in the mid-2000’s. Does that make Joanna Newsom mom-rock?

The 20/20 they did on this case was really enlightening. His parents basically lived in another state and Ethan had a huge house that he lived in alone and hosted parties. He was shit-faced on pills and alcohol, then loaded his friends into his truck and was speeding & playing chicken with other cars when he lost

“James took the money for the car from his own pocketbook, and then he will get paid back later.”

Full House doesn’t interest me, but Family Matters AND Step by Step - I would watch those reboots.

Ha! I am re-watching that episode right now because you reminded me of that part and because I had a hard day and I deserve it. I love Sonja’s reaction to Bethenny telling her people don’t like when she talks that way “It’s because they don’t live the life”.

On second thought, you’re right. I bet she even thinks it’s more of a showing of comradery rather than ripping off Behanny’s brand.

Side note: it kinda seems like more of the dick move on Sonja’s part to try and ride the coattails of Bethanny by co-opting her “___ Girl” marketing. I love Sonja to bits, but she’s always looking for the easy-money way of doing business rather than putting in the time and effort, so it kinda seems like she’s just

Seriously, like when he chided all the housewives when they were singing along with him playing the piano.