She’s a stone cold fox in that dress, I love it so much.

And bonus bolo tie.

Exactly?

probably, but not necessarily

Living from ages 20-30 in Portland, OR I have met *this girl* maybe a hundred times and they all made similar zines, or at least shared similar thoughts, and it’s just that time in life when you’re angsty and read a lot of anais nin and joan didion and take a zillion pictures of yourself and do things like live in big…

Favorite comment ever.

And the mom’s reaction was so....blase. They throw a surprise party for a new relationship and bubkus for the new baby?

Sidenote: Though I agree with what he had to say, I think it sucks that Don Juan came out of nowhere to rain all over Kandi and Phaedra’s make-up talk.

Watching it on my computer, I skipped past the entire thing and hoped I wouldn’t even catch the tail end of it. So cringey!!

Brigitte! She simultaneously takes my breath away, makes me super jealous and gives me primal desire.

I feel like calling out to a bunch of strangers that the lady your husband cheated with is in the crowd makes your husband (sitting a few seats away) look equally terrible and is also pretty sad to point out about yourself. Like, what good would that do? There is no winner there.

It would be so easy for him to dispel these rumors with actual medical documents. He’s claiming he went from Stage III to Stage II, he’s reportedly faked it before and what the heck is nose cancer (if you have something like that, why not use a more official term and sound somewhat credible?) - the man is faking. The…

Ahhh that Fear show was so scary! I remember one where a guy walked to the top of large set of stairs onto a small platform and was supposed to put a noose around his neck and jump off. There was something to catch him when he jumped, but obviously it was pitch black and he couldn’t see.

elude

“because for that reason” is playing in a loop in my head and giving me an eye twitch.

what’s wrong with being a make-the-first-move kind of girl?

At snack?

UGH THIS WEEK. Everyone was the worst. Hottub handjob, Joe asking Juelia “True or False?”, Jared & Tanner being snively sidekicks who have no backbone, Dan for breaking up with Ashley, that new girl and “sobrero”.

YES!

I don’t believe I have met a single other soul in this life that has known any of my references to “The Andy Dick Show”. It’s probably for the best, because that show was pretty dumb. But man if I didn’t think the Lyle Tillman sketch was the funniest thing ever at the time.