Weird, I remember him being in City Slickers which internets tells me was 1991. I’d be peeved if my first acting gig was a big blockbuster and then your dumb mom tells you that you have to be in junior high instead. The only parts of junior high I remember are writing notes and folding them into origami squares and…

My fave was the flabbergasted reaction Luann had when called out for making out with a married dude. I love that gossipy house manager, all avoiding eye contact out on his pool lounge chair.

You’d think the “right?” and the “I’m so confused” would have made that obvious, but thanks for really spelling it out.

What I don’t get with this scenario is how did no one else drive by in the entire time that they were stuck? I mean, I think your assumption is correct (u-turn, car stuck on rock) but that would put them right near the road. Even remote desert roads have to see at least one or two cars in a week-long span, right? I’m…

I had no idea there were books, wow. Just the title of this one....

Man, I really hope Lark Voorhies gets some professional help, that interview was straight bananas.

Well in that case.... : )

You’re right, flattery is a great business tactic and in normal situations I have little to no shame in asking for help in the many areas in which I am deficient. However, my only option when asking for their advice would be at some point to spit out the leaf (or have them watch me swallow it). No way around it. I was…

A couple weeks ago I was at a work lunch with some folks who want to do business with my team. They were treating so they ordered most of the food on the table, and I proceeded to chat with them and happily eat whatever food arrived on the table. They ordered fried baby artichokes which were already just a pain in the…

Yes!!

I might buy a plane just to do this.

Why is the only reason my mind is blown is that I haven’t seen abc promote the crap out of this scandalous event on previews or commercials? Though I love when I watch my ‘programs” and some juicy nugget comes out in an episode that you didn’t even expect. It totally makes my day.

So most guys I know are super comfy being naked, will streak or skinny dip in front of each other. But I offhandedly brought up in conversation to a large group of people that I would like strip clubs more if they offered both male and female strippers, or strippers that appealed to all sensibilities. The reaction…

After a comedy show, I went up to Michael Showalter who was standing at the merch table, alone, looking bored. I told him a very lame story involving my top 8 on myspace and where he was placed in said top 8 (this was last year...j/k it was like 8 years ago). He interrupted me and rudely asked “Are you done yet?” and…

Was so so so intrigued and excited at the idea of David Lee Roth doing this and tweeting about it. It took me a long time to realize there was no Lee.....

funny aside: i put this as my cover photo on facebook for a while because i thought it was hilarious. i then started doing real estate as a career and hid my facebook, not knowing that this was one of the only photos that shows up when someone who isn’t my friend sees my profile. awkward.

I get pins and needles and my palms immediately get sweaty, even from just seeing a picture.

I don’t understand how a person could not wear a seat belt in general, let alone get huffy about someone requesting that they wear a seat belt in their own vehicle. How rude.

I am so glad I am not the only one who is in the “first grade perm” club. Totally went with my grandma to her stylist and walked out with the same ‘do, my mom was horrified.