I guess it does.

Visit Portland. Thanx for the very strangely placed snark?

That bug thing happened to me once, but it was a salad from a super fancy “farm-to-table” restaurant. I ordered a burger that came with a side salad, ate the totally delicious burger and then took a forkful of salad off the plate and saw a gigantor brown spider looking at me like “hey that was my blanket”.

this is so great.

Why don’t the people at TODAY do their homework and quote this bologna to JT when he suggests people read it? This is like, serious heebie jeebie fodder. Like, whoever penned this could be Ed Gein.

It's interesting that music can be so generic to one person and so amazing to another. I certainly feel this when I get home from the bar and try to make my boyfriend dance to ABBA and he swats me away and tells me a vehement no, or when he tries to get me to listen to Tortoise or Stars of the Lid and it nearly makes…

No snark whatsoever, but why exactly is Hilary Duff (specifically, this song) so wonderful? I've heard a lot of pop music and this sounds pretty par for the course. Of course, if you just happen to really LIKE it, then that's a different story...but is there more critique involved? I'd be interested!

Not that his actions were ok in any way, but you must understand that for instance, his parents, probably had many reasons to love him outside of that situation, as did friends, co-workers, etc. There are ways for a person to be loved and missed even if they made a huge mistake while they were alive.

I very much appreciate the feedback, but I feel like there's a lot more standing in my way between me looking like Cate Blanchett than hot water and lemon. And this SK-II stuff sounds a little too sci-fi for me, and probably costs more than my rent. : (((((((((((

Ahhhhhhhhhh-GREEED. I also wonder what her skincare routine is because she always glows.

That's sad. I grew up in Idaho and at 12 I did a report on Nelson Mandela and had to be dress up as him and be interviewed on a stage. My parents, teacher and myself were all fine with me wearing my dad's suit and just acting the part. The crowd knew exactly who I was and there was no reason to even take it to a…

LOL never not funny

I would like to point out that I am a realtor and don't look like that. My hair is darker and I'm much less red.

I second this and would totally also tag along.

'shopped, or just filtered, or somethin. My phone camera has this "beautifying" filter it always applies. It basically smooths lines and imperfections out, but it's sooo obvious it's not even worth it.

I kinda feel bad for him - jokes are never funny if you have to explain them. Especially in a tweet.

- Tyra looks about 19 in that photo. And here I am at 31 lookin all 45.

Title: perfection. Ham: perfection. New Dennis: priceless.

its the weeknd. not the weekend. this correction confuses me.

This reminds me of the time I ordered a whiskey ginger at a neighborhood dive. The girl behind the bar was on her own, clearly young & new to the establishment and was very nervous. She served me a glass of whiskey with a giant knob of raw ginger in it, unpeeled. Just bobbing around in the glass. I drank it and…