“The Irishman... is essentially a three-hour meditation on how life is pointless and it fucks us all over in the end.”

What??? No Detectorists? Or Peaky Blinders?

Anytime anyone tries to tell me how “smart” Rick and Morty is I laugh and just explain how most of their “smart” jokes are just dumbed down version of jokes that were better done in Futurama.

Could be - they have entirely artificial Japanese starlets who do exaclty that - they have social media presences etc. And it’s extra great because these artificial personalities have absolutely no inappropriate, unphotogentic, non-scripted reactions to anything. Just what marketing loves.

“Now I’m a rebel WITH a cause.” - CGI James Dean on Trump 2020

“Hey Johnny, what are you rebelling against?”

Just think how shocked people will be when ghost James Dean is a MAGA supporter.

Personally I would have preferred Patton Oswalt

This was my thought, too. Obviously, the trailers for Episode IX have already alluded to this, but I imagine this just confirms it.

So how long until this all turns into a cult and he either gets arraigned on numerous racketing and trafficking charges, or leads his followers in a mass suicide?  I’m gonna say within five years.

I sino problem with it, really.

I sino problem with it, really.

Their pro-Empress Dowager Cixi agenda couldn’t be more blatant. 

And yet whenever the Crimean conflict comes up, they’re strangely silent. WHAT DON’T THEY WANT US TO KNOW?

Chuck and Buck vibes.

You will never go broke taking advantage of the average Americans ignorance. These are the same people who will order a salad and smother it in ranch and cheese and call it a diet.

I think it’s Polar Bear instead that they keep the Bumpo subplot.

This is the same bear that ate those kids at the end of Snow Train.

We regret to inform you the polar bear is racist.

He comes from a showbiz family. They were all in Coke commercials back in the day.