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DonaldTrumpsGloryHole
tinydoubleafingers

I have two major takeaways from this:

Pretty good; just missing the “$13 million no longer to be paid to a Mendoza hitter” question.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

Not if you had 13 million fingers.

Adam LaRoche’s school of choice is something else: baseball school. And, in a world full of deadbeat parents, at least he’s a guy who wants his kid around. Applaud him for that.

If the Cubs start slow out of the gate... I can’t help but think that it’ll only take a casual mention of this to bring the city council under fire.

wait, uh, why were you there?