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He’s a role model for Drake LaRoche. I salute you A-Rod.

I feel you. That is easily one of the best series (if not the best) of the 2000s though. Wish they could have played another 7 games.

Signed,

It’s not socialized FoxNews, but it really sucks that my insurance has to cover my kid with asthma (preexisting condition) now.

WTF OREGON!?

Man, weed cliches never get old. Oh, wait. Yawn. That fact that commenters still make these stupid weed “jokes” is not surprising, the fact that so many folks still find them so humorous though, Jesus. Go watch 20 straight hours of Key and Peele as penance.

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Nicorette and vaping coming to a Cubs dugout this year.

Right. But then 5% of of nearly 13million will probably be a bit more than the other combined donations so...

I think people are forgetting the most important thing here: who would Jesus DH?

Don’t forget vaccines. That’s how they inject the devil in you.

Jesus Marchman, how many fucking burner accounts do you have now?

Apparently math is not a big subject, counting to 13 million would take a long time after all.

You couldn’t PAY me 13 million to bring my kid to work. Fuck Adam LaRoche.

To be fair, John Lackey is the personfication of regret.

Chewing tobabcco is a health threat only to the user. Your analogy abut guns and cars doesn’t even remotely apply here.

Fair enough. I get the driving part, but why would you (or your wife) feel the need for you to be in the patient room?

Um, if you need to bring backup to your OBGYN, maybe you just need a new doctor.