WHERE CAN I GET THOSE?!

I’m assuming we’re talking about Crossy Road, and fuck you its good!

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

I’m going to pretend he’s this guy from now on.

• Kylie is DEMANDING that Kris make Tyga a star.

Apparently not contouring and videoing it.

I was doing okay until I read that there’s a 15 year old who does makeup tutorials who has a net worth of $1.5 million.

If we can somehow maneuver Vine into the path of Snapchat, I’m hoping the explosion will take both out.

guys vine needs to be stopped

Don’t take a job as an executioner then. Don't like the changes to your job? Can't in good conscience do them? Step the fuck down.

She's not marrying them. She just filing the goddamn paperwork.

Her attorney, Jonathan D Christman, wrote that forcing her to issue licenses is akin to forcing a person who objects to war into the battlefield, or forcing a person against capital punishment to carry out an execution.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

Caitlyn allegedly “acted like a total wino” and “polished off a couple bottles of chardonnay all by herself” and soon became “totally disheveled.”

ya that escalated super quick

So One Direction are going in separate directions? Good thing there’s only four of them now.

Ah, I remember now. The old “if-I-can’t-have-absolutely-everything-for-myself-I’m-being-persecuted” rule.

If they can’t exclude women, they’re being persecuted. Isn’t that how it works? It’s the American Christian definition of persecution at any rate.

Little-known fact: the Iran deal was negotiated entirely at a secret “all-girl spa.”