All of the struggles, post grad school related, expat related, money related, all make sense and a fairly normal, you just had the unfortunate circumstance of having to do it all at the same time. After stating that, just let me say, it all completely makes sense and there’s nothing wrong with you for feeling this…

I’m married to one and I still don’t get it. He also doesn’t like to make the bed. It literally makes my brain explode a little. We’ve gotten to the point that he does it just so I don’t say something, but he doesn’t like it. I don’t mind so much if there’s a duvet cover on our comforter, then I can wash the cover and…

I ranted for 10 minutes about the pineapple in milk as a snack scenario. I believe the brother did it just based on eating pineapple chunks in milk. The smeared poo on her things, parents’ weird statements, interviews of the brother then and now, and the parents’ reactions just confirmed that theory.

Holla! Communication is a bitch. Especially when you have an introvert and an extrovert together. Over sharing is never a problem. I have to remind Mr. Scary that I can’t actually read minds and he has to ‘use his words’.

Genuine question: How many people died because of Bridgegate? I remember hearing at least 1 person died because an ambulance couldn’t get through the traffic, but I’m wondering if there weren’t more.

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That was my thought. They’re like any other normal relationship, they’re fairly new and getting to know each other still. My husband and I have known each other for 6 years, after 3 years we moved in together and it was very much this cycle of happy, argue, emotions, happy, repeat for the first year.

You and the two ladies that work in my law office.

Oh yeah. What a joy. The ladies in my office have already decided we need to stop allowing anyone with the name Mohammed or Abdullah to enter the U.S.

My only reaction to this was “YES!”

Hate fucking is a yassss.

For real! Vibrators and Ben Wa Balls for every woman!

Hey idk if you heard, the dr said it was non-contagious.

I’m still confused at the part where Ivanka says “So it’s meant to benefit, whether it’s in same-sex marriages as well, to benefit the mother who has given birth to the child if they have legal married status under the tax code.” So is it suddenly just married women that give birth to children? Under this plan, only…

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It grosses me out how close this is to stuff my mother in law says. If she utters the words “... or he’ll leave you” one more time to myself or my sister in law I swear I’m going to go all Joffrey Baratheon on her ass.

But why do women need careers when they should be focusing on finding a man to take care of them? Careers are what young women do to find a man, so they can quit working and do their real job of making their husband happy and giving him children.

It’s amazing how that description can be used to describe so many places aside from Italy. Like jaw dropping amazing, not exciting amazing.

This is how the world ends, folks! Not with a bang but with a bee... problem.

Classified emails are encrypted. You can see that they exist, but they are encrypted and can only be opened on an encrypted device that is on a secure network. Like someone I know that’s has TS clearance for 20 something years, can see he has a classified email, but he can’t open it unless he’s on his computer in his…