And also access to porn.

Menstrual cycles just aren’t enough punishment!! Bleeding and experiencing pain for a week every month isn’t enough to remind women that they’re lesser human beings, they’re such bitches while they have it anyway!

Tacos are an Americanized version of Mexican food.

I’m ok with it. I will take a taco over pretty much any kind of English food any day. Tacos over French and German food too for that matter. Tacos over a lot of food, basically.

Also: Taxes are always requested in the production... Maybe we’ll see the Trumps taxes afterall?!?

That would be a Malti-poo. They’re considered a designer breed now, not a mutt. They have the look of a maltese (tail and all), but the lesser allergenic quality of a poodle (can sometimes have more or less curly hair like a poodle). They don’t shed and $7coffee is correct, they produce much less dander. Designer…

Amen! This is what I say to people all the time. Children are small and frustrating at times, but if you’re going to spend over 8 hours a day teaching them then you damn well better have the patience to deal with them. They’re learning and absorbing everything around them, handling a situation badly or in a…

Yaaas to hats on the beach. I also bring my umbrella with me. I’m not pale but, I live at the beach and I almost never go out in the sun. I have fairly light olive skin, but that’s pretty much because I avoid being out in the sun (I don’t like to sweat) and I always wear sunscreen and a sun hat when I’m out in it.

This conversation very disheartening. I was in Chicago a few weeks ago and had the best time at a Cubs game and in Chicago in general. Should I not move there now?

Agreed. I paid over $150 for TV and Cable for two freaking years before we finally cut the cord. Now I pay $50 for internet (which I already was). I pay for Hulu (Difficult People is amazing), HBO (John Oliver and GoT), and CBS all access (Sitcoms are my guilty pleasure). I’m going to pay for Prime when Grand Tour…

As far as I can tell they will destroy anything they think you like more than them. One of mine ate my Edgar Allen Poe book. My yorkie barks and growls at my husband every time he comes near me.

When my big dog was a pup she really liked destroying remote controls. My brother’s dog has a penchant for sunglasses. He’s literally jumped on the dining room table to get to the counter to get to sunglasses he wanted to eat.

I second that vote (if it hasn’t been done already).

No, no, he does that of his own free will. I just wish I could get him to shut the door.

The old bait and switch. My husband tried that once. I marched him into the jewelry store and he bought the necklace and earring set.

I have a co worker who finds out from Facebook that there’s a National “blahblahblah” Day like 3 times a week. She always says “They have a holiday for everything anymore”. It takes every fiber of my being to not tell her that she’s an idiot and that these days are made up by people on Facebook so that dumb dumbs like…

I would know that he’s my father in law if it weren’t for the fact that I have my father in law’s ashes in a marble box at home. They look literally exactly the same. The first time I saw Kaine give a speech I kept asking my husband if I was crazy because I thought they look so much alike.

I’m just waiting for him to call Hillary a ‘dingbat’. Archie Bunker was more endearing in the 70's when ‘ignorant old man’ was a new thing. With almost 50 years of evolution ‘ignorant old man’ is now just gross.

And plenty of alcohol stashed away for when they come around.

I keep thinking the Mayans might have been a little off and 2016 is the actual end of the world.