Genuine question: How many people died because of Bridgegate? I remember hearing at least 1 person died because an ambulance couldn’t get through the traffic, but I’m wondering if there weren’t more.

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That was my thought. They’re like any other normal relationship, they’re fairly new and getting to know each other still. My husband and I have known each other for 6 years, after 3 years we moved in together and it was very much this cycle of happy, argue, emotions, happy, repeat for the first year.

You and the two ladies that work in my law office.

Oh yeah. What a joy. The ladies in my office have already decided we need to stop allowing anyone with the name Mohammed or Abdullah to enter the U.S.

My only reaction to this was “YES!”

Hate fucking is a yassss.

For real! Vibrators and Ben Wa Balls for every woman!

Hey idk if you heard, the dr said it was non-contagious.

I’m still confused at the part where Ivanka says “So it’s meant to benefit, whether it’s in same-sex marriages as well, to benefit the mother who has given birth to the child if they have legal married status under the tax code.” So is it suddenly just married women that give birth to children? Under this plan, only…

#classic

It grosses me out how close this is to stuff my mother in law says. If she utters the words “... or he’ll leave you” one more time to myself or my sister in law I swear I’m going to go all Joffrey Baratheon on her ass.

But why do women need careers when they should be focusing on finding a man to take care of them? Careers are what young women do to find a man, so they can quit working and do their real job of making their husband happy and giving him children.

It’s amazing how that description can be used to describe so many places aside from Italy. Like jaw dropping amazing, not exciting amazing.

This is how the world ends, folks! Not with a bang but with a bee... problem.

And also access to porn.

Menstrual cycles just aren’t enough punishment!! Bleeding and experiencing pain for a week every month isn’t enough to remind women that they’re lesser human beings, they’re such bitches while they have it anyway!

Tacos are an Americanized version of Mexican food.

I’m ok with it. I will take a taco over pretty much any kind of English food any day. Tacos over French and German food too for that matter. Tacos over a lot of food, basically.

Also: Taxes are always requested in the production... Maybe we’ll see the Trumps taxes afterall?!?