That would be a Malti-poo. They’re considered a designer breed now, not a mutt. They have the look of a maltese (tail and all), but the lesser allergenic quality of a poodle (can sometimes have more or less curly hair like a poodle). They don’t shed and $7coffee is correct, they produce much less dander. Designer…

Amen! This is what I say to people all the time. Children are small and frustrating at times, but if you’re going to spend over 8 hours a day teaching them then you damn well better have the patience to deal with them. They’re learning and absorbing everything around them, handling a situation badly or in a…

Yaaas to hats on the beach. I also bring my umbrella with me. I’m not pale but, I live at the beach and I almost never go out in the sun. I have fairly light olive skin, but that’s pretty much because I avoid being out in the sun (I don’t like to sweat) and I always wear sunscreen and a sun hat when I’m out in it.

This conversation very disheartening. I was in Chicago a few weeks ago and had the best time at a Cubs game and in Chicago in general. Should I not move there now?

As far as I can tell they will destroy anything they think you like more than them. One of mine ate my Edgar Allen Poe book. My yorkie barks and growls at my husband every time he comes near me.

When my big dog was a pup she really liked destroying remote controls. My brother’s dog has a penchant for sunglasses. He’s literally jumped on the dining room table to get to the counter to get to sunglasses he wanted to eat.

I second that vote (if it hasn’t been done already).

No, no, he does that of his own free will. I just wish I could get him to shut the door.

The old bait and switch. My husband tried that once. I marched him into the jewelry store and he bought the necklace and earring set.

I have a co worker who finds out from Facebook that there’s a National “blahblahblah” Day like 3 times a week. She always says “They have a holiday for everything anymore”. It takes every fiber of my being to not tell her that she’s an idiot and that these days are made up by people on Facebook so that dumb dumbs like…

I would know that he’s my father in law if it weren’t for the fact that I have my father in law’s ashes in a marble box at home. They look literally exactly the same. The first time I saw Kaine give a speech I kept asking my husband if I was crazy because I thought they look so much alike.

I’m just waiting for him to call Hillary a ‘dingbat’. Archie Bunker was more endearing in the 70's when ‘ignorant old man’ was a new thing. With almost 50 years of evolution ‘ignorant old man’ is now just gross.

And plenty of alcohol stashed away for when they come around.

I keep thinking the Mayans might have been a little off and 2016 is the actual end of the world.

Holla! Been on a cardio kick lately and hubs and I have definitely been ‘more active’. It became embarrassing at his birthday party when he was acting almost like he was high. His aunt straight up asked me if he’d gotten some that morning.

Amen. We refer to my husband as ‘the camper’.

Yeah, wasn’t he the only that said Spike Lee would be mad at him because he was going to blow all of his money on terrible ideas?

Oh the feels. I love the feels. I love seeing people work together to bring all the perspectives into the world to give people the feels.

As someone who has never liked Scam Newton yet loves Russell Wilson, its the same reasons I dislike Tom Brady and like Matt Ryan. It has nothing to do with color of skin, I just don’t like a damn showboat. If you’re good then let your talent talk for you, don’t get cocky. And then you have the whole ripping banners…

Well that escalated quickly.