Oh yeah. What a joy. The ladies in my office have already decided we need to stop allowing anyone with the name Mohammed or Abdullah to enter the U.S.

My only reaction to this was “YES!”

Hate fucking is a yassss.

For real! Vibrators and Ben Wa Balls for every woman!

Hey idk if you heard, the dr said it was non-contagious.

I’m still confused at the part where Ivanka says “So it’s meant to benefit, whether it’s in same-sex marriages as well, to benefit the mother who has given birth to the child if they have legal married status under the tax code.” So is it suddenly just married women that give birth to children? Under this plan, only…

#classic

It grosses me out how close this is to stuff my mother in law says. If she utters the words “... or he’ll leave you” one more time to myself or my sister in law I swear I’m going to go all Joffrey Baratheon on her ass.

But why do women need careers when they should be focusing on finding a man to take care of them? Careers are what young women do to find a man, so they can quit working and do their real job of making their husband happy and giving him children.

It’s amazing how that description can be used to describe so many places aside from Italy. Like jaw dropping amazing, not exciting amazing.

This is how the world ends, folks! Not with a bang but with a bee... problem.

And also access to porn.

Menstrual cycles just aren’t enough punishment!! Bleeding and experiencing pain for a week every month isn’t enough to remind women that they’re lesser human beings, they’re such bitches while they have it anyway!

Tacos are an Americanized version of Mexican food.

I’m ok with it. I will take a taco over pretty much any kind of English food any day. Tacos over French and German food too for that matter. Tacos over a lot of food, basically.

Also: Taxes are always requested in the production... Maybe we’ll see the Trumps taxes afterall?!?

That would be a Malti-poo. They’re considered a designer breed now, not a mutt. They have the look of a maltese (tail and all), but the lesser allergenic quality of a poodle (can sometimes have more or less curly hair like a poodle). They don’t shed and $7coffee is correct, they produce much less dander. Designer…

Amen! This is what I say to people all the time. Children are small and frustrating at times, but if you’re going to spend over 8 hours a day teaching them then you damn well better have the patience to deal with them. They’re learning and absorbing everything around them, handling a situation badly or in a…

Yaaas to hats on the beach. I also bring my umbrella with me. I’m not pale but, I live at the beach and I almost never go out in the sun. I have fairly light olive skin, but that’s pretty much because I avoid being out in the sun (I don’t like to sweat) and I always wear sunscreen and a sun hat when I’m out in it.

This conversation very disheartening. I was in Chicago a few weeks ago and had the best time at a Cubs game and in Chicago in general. Should I not move there now?