Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

But she’s cool with laughter, right?

Is that...a human carp?

That and I’m pretty sure last week she had a little more than a notion that she was pregnant so...

How is babby formed?

Sex is awesome. So it birth control. Granted it’s not like she’s been popping out kids since her first one. Who knows? She could have been on it and got pregnant anyway. It happens (although not as much as people would like you to believe).

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

Pretty horrified that any adult woman raising a baby girl thinks vaginas make something “dirty.” Did she try to get her money back from her husband too?

Women’s sports that are incredible to watch: Tennis, soccer, swimming, skiing, golf, gymnastics, track and field, hell, pretty much all the Olympic sports... Seriously, sport is sport. If you can’t get excited watching Lindsey Vonn ski the downhill, or Missy Franklin outswimming her competitors so dominantly that is…

I’m really glad you were able to publish here. I think plagiarism in writing gets more attention in general, and as a writer that’s my main concern. But this is pretty blatant appropriation in art and I can only imagine how often it happens to women in the arts - as I’m sure it happens in other fields.

Tell that to the guy in the $3,500 suit!

Girls, girls, get that cash

This comment is everything wrong with America.

I don’t think I’m implying that it’s unforeseeable or a Great American Tragedy, but it is both stressful and surprising, so I’m not sure I completely understand the tenor of your response. Weddings are huge events that cost a lot of money and come wrapped up with a ton of emotions; having to change a major facet of…

You must be lovely at parties.

“over 20 degrees hotter than it usually is this time of year in my town”

Yeah man. I’m fucking sick of trash collectors thinking they deserve to get paid for keeping our streets clean. If you want to be an eco-warrior, do it pro bono and don’t expect shit from people. *literally you can apply your stupid statement to any job a person performs and it still won’t make any fucking sense.

Translation: I want people to make the things that I enjoy for free because I’m a horrible human being and I have absolutely no idea what labor actually is.